"Almond milk? We just had some extra almonds and thought we'd fuck with you."

Just a little humor with some portion of truth mixed in!  

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-03-19/news/mn-1329_1_santa-maria

What regulations have been put in place to prevent this from happening again?

...for what they really are.  Not very long ago, Bill O'Reilly was screaming on a daily basis that California was going bankrupt and would drag the rest of America down with it.

See how O'Reilly compares Texas to California (I'll take paved roads, thank you).

"...I will suggest that in future you re-read your post and try to step outside of your own head; YOU understand what the post is about because you are currently thinking about the subject. Does it read in such a way that someone else could understand it completely cold?"

You should always explain how your post relates to the the post to which you are replying.

I suspect he's being intentionally oblique.  

"But hey, in Dallas you can carry a rifle into a Chuck E. Cheese, cause that's freedom. Which is great, but it wasn't so great when that unregulated fertilizer plant in Waco blew up. In California, when things blow up, it's because we're making a Jason Statham movie."

 
I scanned the article, then the words "Chuck E. Cheese" jumped off the screen...

 
There in lies the perfect opportunity to point out the discrepancy. That Jason Statham movies, are not the only thing in California that do indeed  blow up

Bill's Mom paid his older sister to take him to the prom .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDkribTNpA

used against us to devalue anything we have to say, would have anything we have said left standing!?!  

How about commenting on what he said!?!