A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

Republicans should take all your property, because they're the ones who care most about it!

A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.

You summarized it well. "Who can I screw out of what while maintaining a self righteous arrogance?"

I can understand your frustration that you are having such a hard time screwing people and still maintaining your S-R arrogance.  

But you might have better luck if you'd sober up, and get up off the floor.   people not only see you coming, but they SMELL you coming.  

You gotta get better than that, if you're ever gonna screw anybody.  Come on, you can do it!

well Corporal, if you don't pick up the pace with that potato peeling you are going to be demoted to BuckPrivate. It is not necessary to to make all the spuds into curly fries; everything in the world doesn't have to have threads. For your information most people, (pseudo liberals excluded), are able to meander through life quite well without screwing anything or anybody except their wife, girlfriend, provider, and maybe the neighbor's wife and none of them out of money, just their time. So put away the phillips and pick up the peeler and let's see some russet skins fly.

who is a drunken moron.

Jack'O, making up bullshit and pretending as if you actually had at least a wee bit of knowledge about something. The last time I had a drink was about 40 years ago when I worked for your buddy, LBJ, the dirty bastard. It does seem, however, Jack'O, my boy, that you have some personal experience in falling off bar stools. Possibly you should get a seat belt that you can take with you from bar to bar as you crawl about and when you finally do pull yourself up on your perch you can strap yourself down and reduce the contact with the floor.

Possibly you should get a seat belt that you can take with you from bar to bar as you crawl about and when you finally do pull yourself up on your perch you can strap yourself down and reduce the contact with the floor.


 Don't forget jacko also need a step ladder to get up on that bar stool..Its a no brainer jacko has supreme Napolean complex..

if we were still back in the good old days