Sample from Iraq marked "Phosgene" apparently taken from Iraq in the 1990s turns out to be something more akin to Tide.  

This might indicate that Saddam was faking his "WMD's" since the mid-90s.

More likely, somebody might have planted it in the file cabinet as a practical joke on the US.  Even for the UN, it seems too stupid to store phosgene in a file cabinet. I mean, people have a sense of self-preservation.  

people who have some idea of how to do it.   Go dwive a twuk, or whatever you can do.

it's quadseasonal, the 8th grade dropout.

Go in peace.  You have special dispensation for massive, epic, record-shattering, historical,  stupidity that could get your own Vegas show.  I shall not bother you.