This years campaign reminds me of my college years at Faber.
Hillary reminds me of the boys at Omega Theta Pi... ...and the Donald reminds me of my bros at Delta Tau Chi. Which fraternity would you join?
I have one, long, stiff, hard vote to cast for that Mandy Pepperidge. That's for sure. 
You know she's at least 60...and I always thought you went for the young hotties.
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