Politics and Religion
No that's not Jesus calling
A drunk driver trying to get in to a church uses his car to crash in to the building! There is a sign on the other side of the church that reads "Jesus Saves, Try". What I don't understand is the drive to collect money to repair the broken building.
I thought there will be some big magic box in the building where Jesus puts money. Is he not GOD ? I still don't believe the "delusion" in all those bumper stickers 'In God We Trust". After what happened in Lafayette movie theater, it is time for a new bumper sticker 'In God We Trust, Guns to Shoot".
Hello, Hello
Is this the person to whom I am speaking?
What? Me silly?
That is one of the funniest replies ever. I am actually laughing out loud.
He's been dead for 2000 years.
It might be London calling though
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