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It's Tinfoil Hat Time! What if Romney...
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...is a Democratic plant?!?

No, think about this. He was governor of Massachusetts. Massachusetts for fuck's sake!

Romney really does speak French!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyP2M0DTch8

Romney flip flops constantly! Who does that remind you of?

And when Romney made his VP pick, Republican strategists had this to say:

"This is the day the music died."

"Very not helpful down ballot -- very"

"probably lose. Maybe big"

All throughout the primary process, every Republican kept saying how, they just didn't like Romney. Was it his hair? His faith? His itty bitty bug eyes? The fact that everyone suspects that he's from outer space?

No one could lay their finger on it. Until now. Romney is secretly a Democratic double agent. Plus, he's a Martian wearing some human's skin.



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When Foxster Brent Hume asked Ryan how he explained that HIS plan takes $750 billion from Medicare and does not put it back, he answered by saying "we'll repeal Obama care." That of course was no answer at all.

When asked how his budget could possibly be financed or balanced by closing tax loopholes, and what loopholes specifically could do this since every economist and economic policy organization has called bullshit on Ryan his answer was "We'll see what the people want in the light of day" in other words, he wasn't about to make some bullshit up in the light of this day which was yesterday, but won't answer the question he can't answer unless and unti he were to win the election--which means on November 7 we ride Seamus shotgun and put his embalmed ass and Romney's embalmed ass on the top of one of the fleet of Romney Soooooohveees.

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