Politics and Religion

I'm not a Trump supporter, but I AM a decanter of decadent dentaphobic deplorable.
JakeFromStateFarm 497 reads
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OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 167 reads
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JakeFromStateFarm 146 reads
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CLANK!
(That was your bon mot bouncing resoundingly off the rim.)
Sorry.

PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 135 reads
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proclamation.

She broke a big political rule: Never attack the voters.  Even if there is truth to what you say . .

PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 135 reads
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It may only appear so to you because most of Trump's supporters don't give a shit what the "liberal" media says about him.

And my comment was not about how the media reacted to Sec. Clinton's comments, but more how the public reacted to them. And it's the public that goes to the polls.

I said she lowered herself to Trump's level.  Which means that -- once again I agree with you on Trump. Yet, you still aren't happy unless you can pick a fight with me.  Have you ever really given any thought to what the term "discussion" actually means?

JakeFromStateFarm 146 reads
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Truckload of tea baggers.
or
Freight car of fuckwads.

You're welcome.

JakeFromStateFarm 129 reads
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I'll be the first to admit I don't give a shit.  But Laffy will spew his venom and then wrap himself in the cloak of "everyone has always done it."  So if you're waiting for him to adopt the Marquis of Queensbury's Rules, don't hold your breath.
I do recall you from the old days as one of the few righties who could engage in a reasonable debate, so a belated welcome back.

JakeFromStateFarm 131 reads
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But you just couldn't help yourself, could you?  And thanks for another of your cliches: "cryfest."  You have so many oft-repeated lame-isms it's hard to keep up. And you used it TWICE, LOL!
If you find me scary, just stop replying to every post I make. You really should, if only for your own good.  Your spectacle here is simply sad.
Jethro

mattradd 40 Reviews 133 reads
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gallon container of "Greasy Grimy "GOP"her Guts"?

That reminds me; though I'm 25% Scot, 75% of the rest of mean barfs in my mouth just thinking about Haggis!  After spending some time on a sheep ranch in Idaho, and having mutton for lunch and dinner every day, I can barely stomach a good side of lamb, let alone Haggis! ;)

GaGambler 124 reads
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The beauty of the ignore feature is that I don't really have any idea what he is saying, although given his track record, it's pretty easy to guess.

It does look like he is getting a pretty good ass kicking here, so maybe I will take him off ignore long enough to have a good laugh at him. I do find it amusing that he is taking flak from both lefties and righties alike, kind of like your good buddy FatVern

JakeFromStateFarm 131 reads
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It's really hilarious in a pathetic kind of way.  Besides, it's fun swatting him around. I don't have anyone on Ignore and don't plan to.

JakeFromStateFarm 124 reads
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Don't flatter yourself, the list is WAY longer than 25.  And as for reading what I write, it seems you read everything I write about you, especially today.  In fact, since I started calling you on your bullshit here you seem to ALWAYS reply. Some might call it obsessive.  And when I "bring you up" it's generally called vomiting.
You also keep dodging a MAJOR question: what's for dinner?  Loser.

JakeFromStateFarm 133 reads
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Good thing you say you're going to STFU because you've lost it in every way.  "I'm rubber you're glue?" WTF?More lies, too.  What a shock.  Game, set, match.
Have a nice TV dinner!  Hope you can afford the real thing from Swanson's now.  Or is it still Brand X?

PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 116 reads
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. . .  by insulting people.  It's not a case of whether or not her comments were right, wrong, true, false, etc.  It's the mere fact that she made them.  Were her comments worse than Trump's?  That doesn't matter.  By doing it, she resorted to a Trump technique which sets her up for her "deplorable" comments being used in future Trump ads and talked about endlessly in future cable news and Sunday show discussions.  There will clearly be more negative press out of this than positive.

Of course you choose the path of immediately defending her in a fight against Trump when the whole point of this discussion (I know, a discussion is a tough concept for you to visualize) was not the content of her comments but the tactic she chose to make an anti-Trump statement

FatVern 111 reads
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PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 123 reads
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the lazier base members out to vote. The base already is on her side.  

I doubt seriously if these comments will help bring in a significant number of undecideds.  But, if it does -- and if that happens in a critical swing state -- then maybe it will help her.

followme 117 reads
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In your own words

"My guess is he noticed his post count was WAY higher than mine so he begged you to get me into a pissing contest to get my post count higher so you guys could cry what a "loser" I am for having so many posts."

 So you were baited and you fell for it and took the bait, got into the pissing contest and you are now completely  urine soaked, proving you are one  really fucking stupid

 
You're welcome
In Moochers We Distrust  

 
How's things at the soup kitchen?

JakeFromStateFarm 109 reads
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Posted By: Laffy
It's cute how you keep crying, "Hey, the fact I've said you mooch church food 389,094,274 times and you finally busted me for saying that non-stop after I pissed my pants over you using the same insults over and over proves that it got under your skin."  
   
 Well, using that rule, my calling you Cletus and Sunshine and Cupcake CLEARLY gets under your skin because you cry about it non-stop.  
   
 Same with my mentioning you cry your eyes out because you cry your eyes out even more about that.......so that clearly gets under your skin too (using YOUR rules).  
   
 I know, I know.....you'll just cry some more it's "different" when YOU bring stuff up. (rolllllllllllllllleyes)  Oh, and the rolling eyes gets under your skin also because you cry about that too all the time.  Your rules, buddy.  
   
 At least GaG slobbered all over you with, "You really kicked Laffy's ass by saying a bunch of stupid shit and baited him into responding to you.  Man, that's fucking AWESOME."  
   
 LOL!!  
   
 btw.......When a person brags, "I said a bunch of stupid shit just to bait you into responding", not only are you admitting to being a 5 year old troll, you're also admitting you lost the debate because you had nothing else.  
   
 Sucks to be you.  
   
 My guess is he noticed his post count was WAY higher than mine so he begged you to get me into a pissing contest to get my post count higher so you guys could cry what a "loser" I am for having so many posts.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 135 reads
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I'm afraid of dentists. Even toothbrushes and dental floss give me the willies. I can't even bear to eat spaghetti unless it's cooked and cooked into a mushy pile of limp noodles.

PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 123 reads
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It's this ridiculous new practice of having "early voting."  Hell, in some states it's almost a two-month period.  Anyone who lives in a state with "early voting" has no right to bitch about long lines at the polls.  

I call it ridiculous because of the lengthy time period allowed for it and the fact that it really makes Election Day less meaningful.  A shorter time frame would make it a little more tolerable

impposter 49 Reviews 142 reads
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Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny.
Nattering Nabobs of Negativism
Hopeless, Hysterical Hypochondriacs of History
Vicars of Vacillation
Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs
Pusillanimous Pussyfooters

Ooops! Wrong Election

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 134 reads
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JakeFromStateFarm 129 reads
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A bit verbose, but you're at least on the right track. :)

PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 117 reads
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I thought I would take one more stab at attempting to engage you in a reasonable, sensible, thoughtful discussion about American politics but you clearly have no desire to do so.

It's really a shame because if you take away your thin-skinned, defensive wetsuit, you could manage to participate in such conversation.  You clearly are engaged in the daily goings-on of politics and, unlike one "big" troll on this board, you can put together a complete sentence with proper grammar and spelling.

But one "cupcake" and "Cletus" after another and you are adrift like "Gilligan," the Skipper and their passengers were in the 60s

JakeFromStateFarm 113 reads
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Oh, and I didn't read this one either.  What a fucking loser.  How was your TV dinner last night?  Is Spam on the menu this evening?

JakeFromStateFarm 108 reads
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It's pointless trying to have a rational discussion with Daffy.  It always descends into him calling names.  That's why I start out doing the same thing to the little twerp.  Besides, it's more fun because he whines even more when you treat him like he treats everyone else.  Oh!  The hypocrisy!
And you know he'll ALWAYS respond.  Get under his skin far enough and he just can't help himself.

-- Modified on 9/16/2016 3:27:40 PM

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 93 reads
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i can even predict what he will say.

its like trying to ignore a bluebottle fly. only way to get rid of it is to swat it down.
Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
It's really hilarious in a pathetic kind of way.  Besides, it's fun swatting him around. I don't have anyone on Ignore and don't plan to.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 115 reads
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PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 98 reads
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Puts a whole new wrinkle into the term "voter turnout."

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