I'm wondering who would pay to see Cruz in drag porno?

Well, not actually Cruz in drag, but a female look alike! It would be like watching a post-op tranny Cruz having sex. I think I'll save my money, thank you!

It would be worth the 55 gallon drum of eye bleach it would take to wipe the image from my mind to know that he was longer even a remote possibility to become POTUS

"55 gallon drum of eye bleach." With all the people he has majorly screwed over, I can imagine there's plenty who would like to see him get majorly screwed. For myself, I think I'll spare myself the image and eye bleach, and just read about it in the news!