Got an application from someone today who said their last job was at:
"Dunk and Donuts"
That's almost as funny as the high school grad who hired in as a cashier only to find out she did'nt know how to count change....
Drrrrrr, I forgot to ask that one....
If you really want to cause a panic at a fast food joint, hand the counter help a five dollar bill and four pennies when the bill is $2.49. Even the manager might not be able to figure that one out.
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