Politics and Religion

Herman Cain's advice to hobbyists: "No sissy pizza"...
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From a GQ interview on how to be more manly:


Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Chris Heath: Why is that?

Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

I like a lot of toppings, and since I'm a vegetarian...

I'm also betting my home made pizza tastes a fuck of a lot better than Cain's. Oh well.

When you're a vegetarian, you palate changes quite a bit. You learn to appreciate subtleties of flavor. Meat really is an overwhelming flavor, to me at least. Overwhelming in a sickening way.

I only do that on the weekends, big papa. Why do you think I tell GaG I love him so much?

:D

And where the fuck is he?

I've been quite bored with what passes as "debate" here lately.

Willy is lying as per usual, Pri is quoting his "poll of the day" and calling everyone who disagrees with him a "crazed cultist". El Guapo and Compressor are fighting with Inicky and Pri without any hope of finding the least bit of common ground, and Charlie still manages to get responses to "There is no god eom"

Have I missed anything? Oh yeah, there is a new hate filled lefty trying his best to make AF look open minded and rational in comparison.

I think I will go back to drinking and entertaining my 22 yr old house guest for a couple of more days. Try not to burn the place down in my absence. lol



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