Too bad you don't believe in any god.
If you did you might know martial arts.
Or do you?
I was sent by my father in heaven but I'm actually him, one and the same. I ham schizophrenic and so is he. I am the Messiah.
Moses can split the ocean but I can make a girl split hers wide open for me
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