...except, of course, the nuttest of the nutty in the Republican Party. This primary is beginning to be the best political entertainment we've had in years.

First Bachmann was the GOP's darling, and then it turned out she thinks vaccines made her retarded enough to marry a closeted gay man. Then Perry comes along and steps into a big pile of "niggerhead" oops. Then you have the artist formerly known as Herman Cain going to the top despite his gig is a brilliant Andy Kaufmanesque satire bit. Now all the nuts are beating their meat to Gingrich's book tour. It's not often that you get to hear a candidate say that another politician should be put to death for something they themselves did (cough, cough, Freddie Mac, cough).

What a clusterfuck. What's left, Santorum? Google him.

Well, since I'm always trying to be helpful to my fellow right wingers, I offer you a flow chart to help ease the difficulty in making a decision on which horsey to back. Enjoy.