I read about the two pilots in their underwear years ago , don't recall anything about them being homosexual . That's likely an urban legend made up after the fact .
Saw a club band not long after , doing a song about that flight , the night after I left a flight with a terribly obnoxious stuffed shirt pilot .
Looking back , probably was my state of mind at the time , I laughed so hard I still remember the words .
To the tune Leaving on a Jet Plane
"Naked On A Jet Plane"
"All their clothes are off, they're ready to go.
The stewardess sweetie walks through the door.
They say they spilled their coffee, let it be let it dry.
Well, I booked my ticket on Southwest.
Then I saw the pilot's chest.
They stripped down to their skivies when they fly.
So fly me and strip for me
It's a nightmare trip for me.
Close the cockpit door before you go.
Cause , their naked on a jet plane.
Don't know when I will fly again.
Don't let your undies show.
Southwest canned them for their stupid prank.
I wondered just how much they drank.
Just one more beer they wouldn't wear a thing.
First the pilot's drunk and then he's nude.
Then they feed us crappy food.
In first class we could see their ding ding fling.
So, fly me and strip for me.
It's a nightmare trip for me.
Close the cockpit door before you go.
Cause their naked on a jet plane.
I don't know when I will fly again.
Naked on a jet plane.
I don't know when I will fly again.
Don't let your undies show."
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/news-story.asp?date=070603&ID=s137769