...has been authenticated as being ancient, not a fake.  In the fragment there is a reference to Jesus's wife.

He had the best cover stories ever:  "Hey honey, I gotta go out and feed 5,000 men (no women, I swear) with five loaves of bread and two fishes."

To which his wife said: "Yeah, right.  You're probably going to fuck that whore Mary Magdalene!"

The mystery is solved - "H" stands for "horndog."

But Jesus was hampered because he didn't have a hobby phone.  He had to use a tablet...

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I still don't believe this was from Jesus.  he didn't even exist

and that photo looks a bit like Jams cornholio' s brain.  Small and full of holes...  Isn't that right mate?  I be looking and all I be seeing are empty hollow spaces mate.  I am skeptical of the bloke even hobbies much mate,  the bloke probably be yanking his horn beating off to a picture of his fat mom,  mate.  And that's just how the bloke rolls,  mate!  

I'm now conflicted between you and Platipus53' message in a sandwich post for Stupidest Post Ever.

GaTranny's brain.

And guess which time period the scribble is from?

He not only offers this as proof Jesus existed but that he was a hobbyist!!!

The virgin birth story is unbelievable.  

of course,  let's not forget that virgin Mary was still fucking Joseph on the side.  yet she's still a virgin...  

Just asking. lmao

I'm sure someone has called him that.

cuz she was an escort that always hung around with Jesus. They were like close friends although it seems she looked up to him being the leader of the pack and all. She's not his mother. Just cuz they have the same name doesn't mean they are the same person.

She was present during Jesus's supposed crucifixion and resurrection. She was an important companion to Jesus since the book talked more about her than most of his other apostles.  

Maybe he just called her Mami?

You can't be sure who Mary, was

There it is, in black and white. Science proved it.

raised Lazarus from the dead and ya can't even raise ye pecker no more without the aid of three blues and the photo gambler sent ya of himself in he Chairman Mao speedo