...is a booty that’ll make ya’ cry!    
Amnesic to your troubles.  
Re-acquaints the man deep inside.  
Best way to clear your head.  
Adds years back to your life.  
An addiction of medical recommendation.  
Seductive flashbacks with a smile.  
 
Your place or mine.  
24 hr notice?  Divine!  
2 refs will do just fine.  
Optional on the wine and dine.  
 
Serious inquiries use the contact form on my website.  
You will find my rates there too.  
Include your TER username for 25% off (required for redemption).  
NO calls/texts, please.

END OF MESSAGE

Friends 1/2 OFF Finale' (we've met)

1st-Time Meeting 1/3 OFF
(See regular rates - click website)  

Notice recommended
Thursday Thru Monday 4th!
HaPpY InDePeNdEnCe DaY!

JUST A REMINDER:
• take plenty water
• check spare
• bright flashlight
• basic tool kit
• rescue tape (temp-repair anything!)
Have A BANG and come back safe!! HaPpY 4tH *!*!**!*!*