Tired of striking out with all the traveling pinch hitters on TER????...            
             
 Let's hit a home-run together(well... me FIRST, a few times, then you)...            
             
 In the world of pleasure I'm the Luis Gonzalez of satisfaction... Don't believe me???? Check out my scouting report and get back to me!!!!!            
             
 I'll be near Chase Field, for the hottest, naughtiest Spring Training sessions you wood has everrrrrrr seen....            
             
 Oh, I may be bringing a friend, Nastya Sedokova I brought her up from the grapefruit league just for y'all to enjoy...sHE IS THE BEST ROOKIE CLOSER I'VE EVER SEEN....            
             
 See you at the batting cages soon my fun friends....            
             
 email me for details on personal one-on-one scouting sessions, or two-on-ones, if you are looking to add new Home Run hitters to your roster...  [email protected]          
             
 My season schedule is below, in case you wanna follow me around the country, to sign your all your balls!(hehe)                                
                 
  Gotta run, it's the 7th inning stretch.... see you soon...xoxo      
 
           SPRING TRAINING TRAVEL SCHEDULE  
 
DALLAS--3/24-3/26  
          Scottsdale--3/27-3/29  
 
DALLAS--3/29-3/31  
         OFF--4/1-4/3  
          Scottsdale--4/3-4/5  
 
DALLAS--4/5-4/9  
         Scottsdale--4/10-4/12  
         San Diego-----4/12-4/15  
         OFF--4/15-/4/16  
 
DALLAS---4/16-4/20  
         Boston--4/21-4/23  
 
DALLAS----4/27-5/15