A short, short time ago in the Galaxy of the Milky Way...

NASA Astronaut Anne M. was accused by her Padowan Wife, Summer W., of Space identity theft for logging on to her bank account whilst in space orbit of Planet Earth.

 
The Empire Strikes Back:

After the initial victim Summer W.'s statement, Agents from NASA interviewed her and allege she lied about the date she opened the bank account.  Then charged her with two counts of lying to federal agents.

 
[heavy breathing through helmet]

The past year of legal battle for the Padowan defendant has been ensuing.  New attorneys were appointed yet no trial date to restore her freedom from galactic opression...

 
More to follow in Later 2021