T and A folks! Seriously, WTF?!
"Time and Companionship only". I can never figure out all the sex talk that goes on around here.
point very well taken. Can't everybody just CALM THE FUCK DOWN? And enjoy yourselves......
Slits are for dicks.
Holes are for O's.
Fingers are for passing Benjamin's.
You wax quite eloquently Miss Paige.
Very attractive, I should arrange to visit your delicious self.
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