Fortunately so are most other men!! 😉 I guess it's time to get myself out of the house for a bit and have some cocktails.

I sat here and cried hysterically for a week...my assistant said I was only allowed to mourn him for one week so I need to pick a new struggle!

Madison alcohol is not what you need, stop crying over a penis for christ sake. it's basically a hot dog on a stick, If he was fancy then a corn dog. Either way you can get another one at sonic, hell you can even go home with a foot long quarter pound coney.

Just have a raffle amongst hobbyists for a replacement boyfriend.  

Or do a bachelorette thing for the top ten where each one will be voted off.

Ooof, a raffle amongst Phoenix hobbyists. I would cast that net out wider to include all hobbyists in the US. Could you imagine if that ticket holder was Jeffrey or worse........balljointnut.  

Her cocktail of choice would be a Vodka Cyanide spritzer with a splash of grenadine chased with a side of rope lol

Anyone who knows me knows I a, not a big drinker. I just needed to get out of the house.

Had a solitary beer and some late night nibbles with a girlfriend and was in bed just after midnight.

I'm not crying over his penis - though it was a rather good one - I was crying over losing someone I genuinely love. But I deserve someone who chooses me and can return the love I give. It always sucks when you discover something you believed in wasn't what you thought it was.

Ever bit into a chocolate thinking it was yummy caramel inside and then discovered that you had the box top upside down when you were reading it....and you actually picked the one that has that weird white gooey shit inside? Well that's how this feels!! 😜

First good idea I've seen you post on here!!

I think I like the bachelorette idea as it means I get to sample all the goods for weeks and they can't complain that they have to share their date night with other fellas!

You never said why you broke up....time for some introspection????

It doesn't really matter...I know for sure it wasn't that there was necessarily something wrong with me.

Just his fear of the unknown, resistance to change, and an all too common concession to living an uninspired life.

Content is not Happy.
Comfortable is not Fulfilled.

You can lead a horse to water...but you can't make him drink.

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A penis could be big or small part of the relationship. It's always nice to have a good one and I'm sure whoever this guy was must of lighted up her life.  It's always nice to have that special someone to do things with and go places. If I remember correctly she likes older guys maybe I should put in for the job. I wonder if she can dance any. LOL

The corollary is...."you can lead a horse to water ....but I'll be damned if I'll life it's tail and suck it thru."

I feel your pain. I recently lost someone as well. Maybe it's kismet?  I humbly offer myself to you. Maybe this can work!

I have a few pairs...

And my dance card is remarkably open at present!

I could certainly use distraction in the form of spontaneous adventures!

Put me down for a dance Maddy  
Can we dance naked then I can rub my hairy chest on your breast
and make your nipples hard for sucking.