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emilypaige See my TER Reviews 1168 reads
posted
1 / 11

Watching the nightly news today.   A man in his late 60's posted an ad online seeking intimacy with a horse.  

Greedy Aripio agency latched on to this and created a sting operation.  The alleged perp flew from Pennsylvania to meet his lil filly and was promptly arrested.

Good Ol Joe said it was an act of perversion and animal cruelty was more prevalent than we know.  

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I wonder if the horse was an independent or worked for an agency?  

In the meantime I'll watch the Date Line special on people who are intimate with stationery objects, i.e. their car, pool float,  etc...  Those affections are considered a 'condition' rather than a perversion.  

I'd like to post an ad seeking an opportunity to give a golden shower to a life size cardboard cutout of Aripio and his German Shepherd.  

Which one would be considered perverted enough to be a crime?

I wonder if Maricopa county did a background check on the mark to see how deep his pockets were before they pimped out the horse?

Do you think the horse was consenting or did LE have something on the prancing pony?

Is Maricopa that hard up for cash?  Is Aripio that much of an attention whore?  

What a crock of shit.

Rant over...carry on.

unclebucl 1 Reviews 589 reads
posted
2 / 11

Personally, I hoping he dies soon - I'll be standing in line to piss on his grave.  And yes - he is that much of an attention whore.
 

Posted By: emilypaige
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 I'd like to post an ad seeking an opportunity to give a golden shower to a life size cardboard cutout of Aripio and his German Shepherd.  
   
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 Is Maricopa that hard up for cash?  Is Aripio that much of an attention whore?  
   
 What a crock of shit.  
   
 Rant over...carry on.

jcgolf 143 Reviews 612 reads
posted
3 / 11

Emily,
  You do have a beautiful mind!  
JC

Buddy2012 17 Reviews 451 reads
posted
4 / 11

trying to help this guy rather than set up to arrest him.

Dave76015 38 Reviews 462 reads
posted
5 / 11

Hey big fella.  Want to go bareback?  

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micktoz 41 Reviews 341 reads
posted
6 / 11

Would be signalled by it's willingness to back up to the stump the man would be standing on.
When I lived in Texas someone asked me if my paint mare was "stump broke".

emilypaige See my TER Reviews 521 reads
posted
7 / 11

If ya pony up enough you can get bareback.    

(said w/ a lip full of chew and rubbin my chin while I envision "stump broke").

Now that's funny.  I don't care who you are

Nikita 135 Reviews 462 reads
posted
8 / 11

Keep in mind for next election 'NO MORE JOE'.

Oh, I better enjoyed the story this morning about the woman who crashed her car while using her toy ... in England, I think.

Dave76015 38 Reviews 591 reads
posted
9 / 11
ShillBill 437 reads
posted
10 / 11

It's polite board behavior If there's nothing else but the subject and no message . Put it in the subject box. You should have quit while you were ahead. The "pony up" was funny the "Wilbur" not so much.

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Kelsi See my TER Reviews 402 reads
posted
11 / 11

... just as i always do, but then i can't help but laugh at myself for doing it!  

 

friggin' hilarious Em!  without surprise, we obviously share the same sentiments with Arpaio as we do with other topics.  even stranger is that i just wrote a 'disclosure' report on our ole' sheriff's antics this morning... not even knowing about your imagery of him.  mine's not funny though...  a vision of you just flashed through my head of a hand-out to each of your readers, from a big ole box of Depends!

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