Heri offers top notch service.  She is a solid 8 in my book.  However she has strict standards when she is in OC regarding size.  She told me "If Disney has size requirements for its rides, so do I when I'm in OC".

Too bad--CDL--your little 3 incher is too short to meet her standards.   She told me that previously you tried to cheat by stretching your "little guy" to make the grade.  She told you that it was the last time that she would let you slide.

Here's a tip--Go to Spanky's Adult Emporium in Santa Ana.  They sell a special curves tongue depresser that may do the trick.  It comes with Krazy Glue to attach underneath.  Oh, and you may need to  trim it down from 8" to 4" first.

Good luck!