says the pretentious out-of-work hooker

Easy there Dick.

When you end your post with "You all really need to SCORE earlier in the day so you can tend to the guys LOL"  it leads me to believe you might be having these issues because of the quality of "Hooker"  you are seeking to spend time with. No need to get all fussy and call names.  

The consensus seemed to have agreed with me.