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What is the most funniest body part you have hurt during sex and how did you hurt it?red_smile
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About 2 weeks ago I fell down a flight of stairs.  It was a total of 10 steps.  I had slipped and came down them really fast and hard.  I didn't really seem to notice much pain from my fall until a day or two later, except for a big ol' rug burn on my right ass cheek!  LoL   But then when I did feel that pain it still wasn't that bad.  A week later I left for a trip to Missouri and I drove there myself, which initially was a 7 hour drive to my first stop - St Louis.  Four days later I was still doing fine, when I went about 4 hours further away to Springfield, MO for an all day/all night pleasure journey with a new friend of mine.  But what ended up happening, during the awesome sex, was that my partner, who as it turned out, not only did he have an extremely high and powerful sex drive and amount of energy that day, but he seemed to be like the energizer bunny, but unfortunate for me it was in the K9 position!!  LMAO!!  Poor me!  Apparently from his energizer bunny go go go energy level and my poor behind still being slightly irritated from my fall, he ended up irritated my tailbone so badly, that I got so sore, I could barely sit!  I still had to drive 10 Hours back home to Ohio that night!  Needless to say, I ended up in the ER of a hospital in Illinois, half way to Ohio, in so much pain, I was sure, my tailbone was broken.  Xrays were taken and I found out it was just badly bruised and I ended up getting strong pain pills, for when home and a blow up donut to sit on the rest of the drive home!  :(  

Moral to my story...  Don't run down carpeted stairs with just socks on and be quick to say switch positions when it starts to hurt during sex!     LMAO!!  ;)

Anyone else have a good story to share?


Healing & Feeling Better  :)

Hugs & Kisses,
DreamyK

I was going to town in K9 and I guess I thought I was longer than I actually was.  Anyway, I accidently came out and on the inward thrust went right in her pooper!  To this day, I remember the noise that girl made like it was yesterday lol

I am not sure if this has happened to anyone but I rubbed one out during my morning shower a few days ago.  It had been a while since I masturbated.  My "subject" was this tight little blonde who sat in front of me in a meeting.  I kept thinking she is the kind of girl that loves to wear sexy Victoria Secret bra-panites &  lingerie.  I was going at very hard and had a great explosion.  I actually noticed I shot it some distance which is unusual for me at my age.

Anyway I got to work, took a piss and my donger was swollen and looked like a semi-deflated balloon.  I got very scared thinking I picked something up from one of my recent dreams.  I quickly got on the internet and learned it can swell if you whack it too hard.  It when down to normal in a day or two.

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