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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1467 reads
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Let's see if we can guess accurately the physical descriptions of some of the frequent posters on the Ohio board!

I'll start with a few:

deeznumbnutz - I'm picturing an early-thirties former frat boy. White, average height, medium build.
Kinot - he has a pic up on P411 so I won't give it away, but he looks EXACTLY like I had pictured hahaha
Ridgetucky - good looking, preppie, probably goes to the gym a lot
redbeardxyz - middle aged, white collar soccer dad
roncee - for some reason I bet he's under 5'9", maybe sporting a beard, casual dresser?
2013stage2 - I'm thinking tall, skinny, and white. Probably also a soccer dad.

Well?

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CincinnatiGuy1250 reads

For the record, I gave her some details already.

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Tobi Telford1226 reads

Correct, it'd be cheating.

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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Correct, it'd be cheating.
But am I right-handed or left-handed?  You don't know that about me, do you!?

Guess that!

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Tobi Telford971 reads

Probably left, since people who are right-handed don't bother bringing up their dexterity because it's too common for anyone to give a shit.

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ASinfulDream1135 reads

You are wrong on redbeard...more like middle aged yes, but professional business man is more like it...and very good with his tongue :)

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redbeardxyz1444 reads

Why thank you, lovely lady. I have been called silver tongued.

Silver tongued orator that is. I'll let you judge anything else for yourself.

Posted By: ASinfulDream
You are wrong on redbeard...more like middle aged yes, but professional business man is more like it...and very good with his tongue :)

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Kinot1371 reads

Aww. Well this is no fun for me then!  

I want to hear from the other guys though to see if you were close on your guesswork.

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2013stage21075 reads

Wow, there goes all the visuals I have had in my brain of us having some great times together.  Now, I see she sees me as a TSWB.   Pass the depressants.

Not tall, not skinny but not built for speed either more like comfort.

Ok, just so it's on record of sorts
6'0 / 195 / baseball dad and yes white

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2013stage21016 reads

Oh and since were at it.. my handle is the car I drive.. so there, that's all ya get here.

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Tobi Telford1198 reads

6'0" is tall!

Then again, 5'6" is tall to me.

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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
6'0" is tall!

Then again, 5'6" is tall to me.
Im 5' 6". And its embarrassingly short for a guy. :/

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Posted By: Kinot
Im 5' 6". And its embarrassingly short for a guy. :/
I can actually see where that might be an advantage.

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Tobi Telford2886 reads

Still almost half a foot taller than me.

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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Still almost half a foot taller than me.
Where do you shop for clothes?  The doll section of Toys R Us?

Sheesh!

-- Modified on 2/28/2013 9:39:29 PM

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Tobi Telford888 reads

I'm a gnome. I can make my own clothes.

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redbeardxyz831 reads

Gnome??? Based on the pics I've seen that's hardly accurate.  

How about Elf?  And since Elves (Fae if you prefer) come in all sizes (really, they do), you and Ally can both be Elves.  If you've read any of Laurell Hamilton's Merry Gentry series, you know that you'd both fit right in.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
I'm a gnome. I can make my own clothes.

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Tobi Telford1711 reads

How about a fairy instead? I always wanted to be a fairy. I'm thinking this:

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redbeardxyz1336 reads


Elves are Fairies, so that works.  Actually, gnomes are Fairies, also,  but Elves are typically much more attractive.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
How about a fairy instead? I always wanted to be a fairy. I'm thinking this:

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Tobi Telford1487 reads

You sure do know a lot about elves and shit!

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redbeardxyz1035 reads

Well. I don't know about "shit", but anyone with any Irish (or Scott for that matter) in him (or her) ought to know at least a bit about the fair folk.  ;-)

If you haven't ready any of Laurell Hamilton's stuff, you ought to try it.  I get the feeling you would enjoy it based on the little bit that I know about you.

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ASinfulDream1098 reads

Honey her ADD would kick in and she would never finish the book. I love my little blonde fairy or elve or whatever, but her attention span wanders...LOL

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Tobi Telford1565 reads

She's right. That's why I stick to nonfiction.

Besides, I'm like the female Towelie.

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redbeardxyz1433 reads

So now we're doing SouthPark references, eh??

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
She's right. That's why I stick to nonfiction.

Besides, I'm like the female Towelie.

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Tobi Telford1673 reads

Always. :)

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Ridgetucky1221 reads

have we met before?

I go to the gym 4-5 times a week.  I have a strict breakfast routine.  1 day carb heavy the next protein heavy.

I came of age in the 80's so I tend towards that preppy look.  White button down shirts, khakis, etc.

Have been told I am very handsome (by Providers and non Providers alike)

That description was scary accurate.

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Tobi Telford1168 reads

I had a feeling you were good-looking, just based on your cockiness. :p

That or I stalk you. Dun dun DUNNNNNN

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Tobi Telford1030 reads

jpcatch - I'm thinking maybe in his thirties, on the shorter side, muscular
SecretMe11 - I'm going to guess that he's above-average in height, skinny, with curly hair and a baby face

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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl

SecretMe11 - I'm going to guess that he's above-average in height, skinny, with curly hair and a baby face
Above-average in height:  eh...straight up average at 5'10"
Skinny: not quite; in my younger days...built a little bit more like a linebacker or a tight end.  These days..not so much :D  
Curly Hair: nope...straight with a very little bit of a wave if I let it grow out (which I haven't for about 10 years)..wearing it pretty short and straight these days...
Baby Face:  you got the important one right ;P



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jpcatch1084 reads


60's - bald - fat - reaks of Brut by Fabrege' - Hairy back - ZZ top beard - so you were close.
oh yeah - also a  habitual liar - maybe

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Tobi Telford1056 reads

You're playing the game wrong!

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jpcatch1376 reads



Sorry beautiful, but I like my anonymity.  Maybe the stars will align when you come back to C-Town.

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Tobi Telford1095 reads

Word.

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jangoroncee1607 reads

but i want more!(age,build,occupation,favorite porn star,hobbies-other-lol!or anything else)

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Tobi Telford1227 reads

40s, stocky, blue collar?

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jangoroncee1233 reads

oooopps!0 for 3

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deeznumbnutz1151 reads

i am 4 ft 11......bald......retired camel jockey.......blind in one eye.....missing teeth....however i have one good tooth....and i am hung like a hamster. and one leg shorter than the other..i am too poor to buy the bigger shoe....so i duct tape a 2x4 to the shoe so i dont walk in circles.

Also INTERESTED IN A SEX CHANGE.....TO COMPETE WITH THE BACK PAGE GIRLS..


I  think my dick stinks also..........women always say....drrz.....thats a big stinking dick.

i lost my virginity to a maniquin at walmart during the first wednesday of the month.....

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ASinfulDream1729 reads

LOL you are so wrong my dear...so so wrong...other than it is a BIG stinking DICK...:)

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