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**Gettin Lucky with Ridgetucky**
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Below is one of THEE best posts I've read in a long time.  I would love to get lucky with you Ridgetucky!  You make a wonderful case not only for the hobby but for yourself.  My eyes are as wide as my ...

Posted By: Ridgetucky
that literally knocked me on my ass when I saw it on the news.  What was shocking was how dumb the agency owner was and how LE is LEGALLY allowed to lie their asses off you to take you down.

Here is the funniest part.  (it's funny because my dumb ass actually did this when I first started out hobbying).  The agency owner had the girls show up with some kind of contract that stated nothing illegal was part of this date.  The guy was supposed to show id and sign it.  Literally the judge was on TV laughing that anyone could think this was valid.  First mistake "armchair" attorneys make is that they assume if something is logical it must be legal.  Those are the words of the judge not me.  
Note:  Any type of contract in this lifestyle is not worth wiping you ass with in court (illegal acts cannot have legal contracts again the judge not me)

Second, the agency owners' mother *yes you read that right* gave an interview that stated these dates were just for guys who wanted to spend time with women and that anything that happened after that was between two consensual adults.  To make a long story very short.  The agency owner got about 3 years.  

And the big finale!!!  LE busted "the johns" by LYING TO THEM.  Staked out the hotels, timed guys going in/out then approached them at their cars by saying "I know you just paid for a prostitute cooperate with us and we will go easy on you".  A bunch of guys folded up like a piece of paper and started talking faster than you can believe.

Here is the short dope:

*  Disclaimers in ads aren't worth JACKSHIT.  If you feel more comfortable by doing that go ahead.  Just know this lifestyle is not legal.  No amount of disclaimers will rectify that fact.

*  If the cops approach you and "advise" you to start talking remember this.  YOU HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT.  Simply state "I am invoking my right to remain silent and I will not talk until I consult with my attorney".  Don't fold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They have no proof you have committed a crime.  People go in and out of hotels all day long - that's not a crime.  They are hoping to shame/scare you into a confession.  If you don't talk they got nothing on you.  Oh they may get you down to the police station.  But as long as you keep repeating "I am not talking until I get my lawyer".  Chances are pretty good that sooner or later they will let you go or you get your damn lawyer and believe me that's better than talking to the damn cops.

Live Strong Peeps (well not in the Lance Armstrong way)    


P.S.  

**Gettin Lucky with Ridgetucky** tour starts this year.  
Flying in providers for full day sessions and the infamous Gangbang cummin soon.




-- Modified on 1/13/2013 11:45:14 AM
*edited to ponder that maybe this should have been a personal message but he did say the tour started this year and being the humanitarian I am I wanted other lovely ladies to be able to get in on the love.

-- Modified on 1/14/2013 12:44:20 PM

You should read some of his other posts to find out just how much he gives a damn about you or any other woman in this business honey...it's not pretty. We are nothing but cum dumpsters, but hey...I guess some might get off on that.

The first part of my post was a joke, but the latter is not.

-- Modified on 1/14/2013 12:58:07 PM

I could hear you saying this just now and LOL'D!

Hey get off your high horse (oh you are in NO so that would be get off your mangy dog).

Anyway, some people like different sexual acts.  Just because you don't like it means I disrespect women.  You should live so long.  Some women think CIM is trashy.  You do CIM does that make you trashy?

What's wrong with anal, facials, swallowing multiple loads, gangbangs and writing on women's buttcheeks with lipstick?

degrade women on this board with your dumb ass bs! Mr. Wall Street Banker in Freaking Ohio...LMAO!

-- Modified on 1/15/2013 2:07:19 PM

I guess when both my vagina and my ass can take you and 4 other guys at the same time, it might just be time to do something else. Alas, I have yet to get more than about 5.5  all the way, in either hole. Check Mate.



-- Modified on 1/15/2013 6:37:45 PM

That was probably one of the funniest, yet horrible, parts of "The Cabin in the Woods"

Loved it!

Posted By: mars78
That was probably one of the funniest, yet horrible, parts of "The Cabin in the Woods"

Then you can say you fucked all the top fucktards of TER! That's got to be worth some kind of prize!

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Posted By: perfectstorm
Then you can say you fucked all the top fucktards of TER! That's got to be worth some kind of prize!
Would that be the Fucktard Tri-fecta ?

juliewantsu1576 reads

He, more than likely, thinks the same of you.

Interesting how everyone bitched about the Bad Boys club that once existed........has now become the Bitchy Squad

And everyone didn't bitch about the "boys club"....just the same hookers and mangina boys that show up here from time to time.

And to bitch about the hooker names...and johnnie boys...it's a fucking three ring circus  LOL

Posted By: juliewantsu
He, more than likely, thinks the same of you.

Interesting how everyone bitched about the Bad Boys club that once existed........has now become the Bitchy Squad

Been super busy at work and was not going to check the boards today.  But just found out my wife's car has to have some unexpected repairs (the $$$ is not the problem it's dealing with the jackasses at Enterprise for a rental that caused me a shitty day :(

Checked this board as stress relief and my my my what do I see!

Anyway, glad to see some Women appreciate the "Getting Lucky With Ridgetucky Tour".

Not to brag but the reason I am doing this is two fold.  1 - Get a big raise at a new job and fuck it I am going to spend it on what makes me happy.   2 -  Not many Providers come thru NE Ohio so $$$ talks and bullshit walks.  I am doing full day sessions just for me (airfare on me - see how nice I am).  

Please for all ladies interested drop me a PM.

The gangbang is a different story.  I already have 2-3 ladies picked out for the special party.  But hey, if any of you fine ladies are interested let me know.  There is always a possibility that the others could drop out on me.  FYI:  Details are yet to be determined.  Don't know if there will be 1 or 2 ladies at the gangbang, how many guys (max of 5 for sure), etc.  Any ideas again PM me.

Note:  Providers interested in gangbang (you must do anal, you must take facials and you must be able to do a gangbang - gangbang means fucking multiple guys at one time NOT ONE GUY AT A TIME!

For all you fakers out there!  I AM PAYING ALL THE COSTS(PROVIDER FEES, HOTEL, DRINKS, FOOD).  PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

"Getting Lucky With Ridgetucky!"

the damn box has been flooded with PMs.  But keep em cummin.   I have not picked the Final Four as of yet.  If you are not in NE Ohio you have to make your own travel arrangements (I will not pay for that) I will pay for the Provider for you.  Don't worry about that.  But I am not some damn charity buy your own food, hotel, travel, etc.  

If you can make it to the hotel everything else is on me.  Drinks, food, pussy, complimentary WIFI.  Got it.

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