Guys who keep telling you how tough they are, usually aren't. Same thing goes for their dicks.
Make a joke about how small it is, first chance you get.
You seem humble, and demonstrate a sense of humor. They expect something really small, and are pleasantly surprised by how slightly larger than really small you are. And also, you've just put the image of your tiny penis in their brains. They can pretend it's not there, but it is... (It's in there, baby
Is that a Public Service Announcment or are you experiences bullying within your personal life?
Please refrain from refer-ing to mi pito. It doesn't know you and never shall. No homos en mi casa
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