how many visits does it take before you're considered a "regular"?

consistency.

A regular being a guy who visits once a month, once a week, etc.

Maybe I am wrong, but that was my impression.

I think it varies by ladies, but it seems that weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly appointments could be considered "regular".

If she does not insist upon the donation at the start of the session, and is completely comfortable having you hand her the fee as you are leaving, than she probably considers you a "regular". The provider trusts you and is confident enough that you are not going to walk out without paying.  

go downstairs and find her cooking bacon and eggs for you.

Agree.  Don't forget the hash browns.

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I must be a regular BEFORE I've seen half the ladies I've had dates with.

she knows I don't eat bacon!

i call my clients repeats not regulars because they don't have a regular recurring schedule but that is just me.

Any good provider who understands what she is doing, should not start a session with a hobbyist she is seeing for the very first time, without getting the donation up front. That's asking for problems.

...you call your SO by your provider's first name.

...you end up talking during an overnight more than having sex.

...she snuggles up to you afterward and takes a nap.

...you have a "tab" running both ways.

I must not be a regular since my favorite has only offered to either make me something from the kitchen or eat .....  You get the picture.