As someone who's been doing this a while and painfully remembering what is was like getting started I hopefully will provide many valuable tips for newbies. Some of my tips will center around partaking in this hobby while being married.

1. I've had better luck with incall rather than outcall. Incall gives me the opportunity to walk right out if she greatly misrepresented herself. I'll qualify this by saying that you should only walk out if something about her was greatly misrepresented.

2. Dress nice and be nice. Shower before an appointment. The number one complaint of the girls I see is meeting smelly unkempt men.

3. Do not bring anything into the appointment except your ID and money. Nothing else. Leave your watch, wallet, jewelry, etc...in the car. And not for theft reasons. But to make sure you don't leave anything at the appointment by mistake.

4) If you're married make sure she doesn't use anthing scented. It can be as simple as a girl using insence to make the room smell nice. Great, until you have to explain why you smell like incense when you supposedly came home straight from work. No scented oils or lotions either.

5) Tell her to turn her cell off. Nothing sticks in my craw more than being expected to pay $200 or $300 while she answers her phone 20 times. It ruins the mood and you're paying for the experience.

6) Stick to your guns with what you want. But be reasonable. Most girls are NOT going to do some weird-assed hard-core fetish junk, especially on the first app't. But I don't think a bj is too much to ask. I have had occassions where all I've wanted was a bj and she proceeds to tell me "I don't do that on the first date" yet still wants full fee for a hj. No dice. And establish what you want quickly. I can stay home and not get a bj from my wife for free. I'm not gonna pay $300 not to get one. But I will warn you that if you're rude, nasty, dirty and smelly it's very possible that she doesn't want to give you a bj. That's your fault.

7. Don't get burned. Most girls in this business are fantastic and over the last 10 years I've only had a handful of bad experiences. But those experiences sucked. Do not let a girl grossly misrepresent herself. If you like thin girls, and her site says she's "110 pounds" convey to her before the app't that weight is a large issue with you. Some girls want money in advace, others want it after the session. If they want it in advance then firmly establish what you want before you pay. Again, to be fair to the women, you can NOT expect anything "weird" at the first meeting. If you're way out of whack with what you want and want to ditch the appointment she still deserves to be compensated for her time.

8. If you're truley a newbie than expect to be asked to get naked before she does. She wants to make sure you're not a cop. Realize a bit of basic lingo: "Full service" means sex. "Happy ending" is massage w/handjob.

9. A nice touch that newbies don't think about is clothing. If something really turns you on either ask if she has it or possibly you can buy it. I like those cute plaid skirts and have no problem asking her if she'd wear it if I buy it for her.

10. Watch the time. Some girls are strict about it, others aren't. But don't get sucked into a 45 minute conversation just to discover you only have 15 minutes left.

All in all try not to be too nervous or paranoid. Cops act on complaints normally associated with residents bitching about street walkers. But in general they have better things to do with their time than bust call girls. Not to say it doesn't happen. But it's indeed rare.