Newbie - FAQ

Re:Teach you to fish.........................Webbie
siobhan06 See my TER Reviews 4712 reads
posted
1 / 15

I need to ask I question I should already know by now....errrr.....ummmm.....deep breath....what is rimming?
immature provider that I am. Sigh.....

little phil 37 Reviews 3136 reads
posted
2 / 15

I'd explain it to you, but you'd have to tongue my butt-hole.

briguy11 1 Reviews 3708 reads
posted
3 / 15
atl_mgr 3153 reads
posted
4 / 15

I'll bet you didn't try searching the Newbie forum messages... and didn't check out the 'Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms' post, either...

Bengal Tiger 29 Reviews 2541 reads
posted
5 / 15

it's ass to mouth also known as ATM or anilingus or rimjob or Asian.  

atl is right.  Give me a fish and I'll eat for a day.  Teach me how to fish and I'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day....but you'll never go hungry again!  

They started selling reduced mercury tuna in some expensive stores.  It's just really young tuna.

Bengal Tiger 29 Reviews 3691 reads
posted
6 / 15

just kidding man.  People at work have been asking my why I'm so excited.  I tell them that a friend of mine is visiting on Labor day!

skisandboots 3137 reads
posted
7 / 15
WebTerrorist 2432 reads
posted
8 / 15

and you might sit in a boat and drink beer all day...or you might stand up, be dizzy from the drinking in the hot sun, combined with the motion of the boat (no that's not a reference to anything sexual...I don't think) fall overboard, in a drunken attempt to get back in the boat, turn the boat over, and get hooks and fishing tackle stuck in your hair and face...and be covered in earthworms...

In your drunken, worm covered, flailing you cause yourself to float towards the river...

The current carries you out, the rough water tears your clothes from your body, and you find yourself being fished ashore somewhere in "Deliverance" country by a guy with a banjo...and another guy that keeps telling you that you have a "purdy mouth"...

Only problem (other than the obvious...and that you don't like to squeal like a pig) is that you are being pulled out backwards...and he can't see your mouth...he then proceeds to give you a french kiss right on your ass...and the rimming-fest begins.

atl_mgr 3087 reads
posted
9 / 15

Rimming, also known as a rimjob or 'Asian' in some circles, is anilingus - the probing of the anal folds with one's tongue.

But ATM or ass-to-mouth is something else entirely, and involves withdrawing the penis from one orifice and moving it directly into the other.  A somewhat-related activity is the Dirty Sanchez, where a brief moment is taken during the transfer trip to 'draw' a moustache on the upper lip of the recipient...

Alas, I judge not other people and their sexual desires.  :o)

little phil 37 Reviews 3493 reads
posted
10 / 15

Hopefully, he's bringing the book!!!  cuz I don't want some dude's tongue up my butt.  Yikes, get away from me with that thing!!!!!

followme 2612 reads
posted
11 / 15

That was funnier than hell.........you are a pisser. ~~~~~~Luv ya Sweet lil Webbie.

Excuse me it's dinner time.
Now did someone say they were going to TOSS MY SALAD for me.

Thank You

-- Modified on 8/24/2006 2:29:15 PM

Bengal Tiger 29 Reviews 2506 reads
posted
12 / 15

that's disgusting.  Oh well, who am I to judge what others like to do?  

I'll just have to bring mouthwash when I visit my ladies and remember to tell them no ATM OR Asian or any kind of ass and mouth scenario.

mauiman1 2 Reviews 3531 reads
posted
13 / 15

[Please turn off your Caps Lock key and try again. See link below. -- Moderator]


-- Modified on 8/24/2006 11:12:31 PM

WhataDick 1 Reviews 3021 reads
posted
14 / 15

We have Eagle on the TC opppps Minnesota board that has to use Caps no other way... maybe the case here????

Still though drives me nuts...LOL!!!

SocietalSodomist 3156 reads
posted
15 / 15

I always wonder what is behind that BS. Is it technical/etiquette naivety or some sort of arrested emotional development suffered by the poster.

Register Now!