If you check out my recent post on the general discussion board, have not yet gone thru with it yet, but ready to pull the trigger if someone isn't able to talk me out of (turning my super hot strictly incall AMP spinner into an outcall/date). Major concern mgmt. might be a tad bit unhappy if found out.

Many years ago was getting Oral in public park.Was not supposed to park there after dark,but was drunk & horny.Cops pulled up to see what was going on.The woman was drunk and had a little dog with her.While I was trying to explain,the dog took off and she started chasing it,falling occasionally.When the Cops stopped laughing they just said to get the f*** out of the park.

A few years ago I had a very intense hot 3 hour sessions with a provider. It was hot she forgot the money. I opened up the hotel window and yelled for her to come back for the money. Looking back on it I should have just called her cell phone.

Luckly, no one answered....I eventually called her ,and she stated she just had moved 2 a new room. I still get a chuckle when it comes to mind!

After several positions my favorite provider pulled the condom off to blow me and the condom fell, unbeknownst to me, on the floor on my side of the bed. When I got out of bed, I put my socks on and apparently stepped on the condom, then put my shoes on with the condom stuck to my sock. I went home and kicked my shoes off under the living room coffee table. The condom fell off and of course I didn't see it, but my wife did later on. Let me tell you, that was not an easy one to talk myself out of.

My first time with a provider was years before I discovered TER.  I called an agency from the ads in the back of one of those "entertainment" papers, and selected a girl based on her description (red hair and 38DD, specifically).  A couple of hours later a blondish/redhead with the DD's showed up.  She looked rather rough, tattoos and all.  Not knowing what to do, I let her in.  She was nervous that I was a cop (at that time I looked the part, buzz cut and all) and I was nervous that this was going to be a "massage only" session with lots of attempted upsells.  I let her massage me for 30 minutes or so (she was in her bra and thong and she wasn't very good at the massage), I then got up the courage to ask to massage her.  I gave her a pretty good massage (20 mins or so), and she was moaning (obviously fake) at how good it felt.  As time was running short, I decided to make "my move" by asking if I could unhook her bra, so as to give a better massage.  It was probably around this time that she confidently assured herself that I was no cop, but rather a bumbling moron.  She let me unhook her bra, got me out my boxers and gave a pretty quick CBJ and then a few minutes of doggie to completion as our hour was up.  So actually things ended up nicely.  But I was so unsure that FS was the norm, that I tipped her enormously (forget how much but it was A LOT).  Soon afterwards, I discovered that this was one agency where the half-hour rate is a better deal than the full-hour, and the girls probably took to the streets to drum up business when the phones weren't ringing.  So my timidity about whether or not I was going to "get some" seems rather hilarious now.

I was with a provider one night and had a two room suite. Well when the session was over she took a shower and redid her make up and I fell asleep. The next morning I realizd I left $1500 in cash, a 9mm Glock,(I have a permit) and my Rolex in a small duffle next to the sink It was open and she saw it all. She could have robbed me and shot me with my own pistol. Iwas lucky that she was an honest lady and yes alcohol was involved.