Hi I'm Elmer and I just signed on.  I live in Las Vegas and any advice you can give will be accepted.  I'm looking forward to a great time here!!
Thanks, Elmer

Read all the posts on this board. That should give you 99.999% of the info you need to have a good time. This board has been around for a long time. 99.999% chance someone has asked your question before.

Not advice, but from what I hear about living in Las Vegas: It is where a man and his money are soon parted.

Give up your vices, and you may survive.

Also be sure to click on and read all the posts at the Acronyms,and newbies' Manual link at the top of the newbie page.

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what's the point of surviving?

living there is tough.

Sooo true. I lived there though the late seventies, and early to mid eighties. Some people should not live in Vegas, I'm one of them.

Get VIP membership so you can read the juicy details in the reviews besides just looking at the hot pics.  The ladies who post here are ladies who deserve your utmost respect.  Do not try to negotiate a lower hourly fee.  Treat them right and you will be rewarded with some fantastic times.  

Be sure to check out the Las Vegas regional board (link in pull-down menu on left).  Enjoy.

So, it's been 20 years...you're due for a visit.  Our economy needs you, lol.

Elmer, give this board a thorough once-over before venturing to the local board.  There are a few sharks on that board, and they (well, OK we) can bite at times.  Once you get there, read first, then post.  It's natural to want to get your feet (or whatever) wet, but if you live in LV, you know that it's the land of illusion.  The more you know, the less you'll regret.

What would your economy do without me? lol

All that talk about raising tax rates, and I just assumed that your donation was overdue.

But that doesn't mean that I'm not going to continue to prepay. I'd hate for your economy to dry up and blow away.