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jon54 7 Reviews 2741 reads
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Alright, if you have you have read any of my simplteton questions over the past couple of weeks, you will now that I, along with a bunch of other newbies, are exploring this "hobby".  I am sure I am like many others where I read a bunch of questions long before I ever got the nerve to ask my first dumb question.


Well, I am officially approved to see a wonderful, and charitable pro that is coming through my home town in about 3 weeks.  I am seeing her mid day, thus my current stupid question.  


I am seeing this magnificient lady around lunch during a work day.  I normally get to work around 7 am so I will have been out of the shower for at least 6 hours before I see her.  I know I can take care of brushing my teeth but what about the rest?  What do you guys/gals recommend I do so I am as fresh as possbile.  I have enough going against me in the experience area that I want to be sparkling clean.  Be gentle, I am at least making baby steps.  By the way, I have an executive/office job.

CiaraHasFun1393 reads

She just may marry you

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mrfisher1091 reads

If so, then she will be happy to have you shower and shampoo before your interlude.

It's practically SOP with most providers.

You can brush your teeth there and even shave if you so choose.

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anabangbang1259 reads

apparently one of the biggest challenges that touring providers face is that they only get 2 towels in a hotel room.

they can request another 1 but still they are almost always short and requesting more than 1 extra gets awkward.

i dont know why they dont just take their own but i guess they dont.

anyway, showing up with a big fluffy towel will definitely make her happy to see you.

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rentagirl1012 reads

Cleanliness is next to...well let's just say you can never be too fresh!

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jon541585 reads

She is coming to my home town and has said that she has an "upscale" hotel room.  This gal is into Tantra and I understand that she goes all out by replacing light bulbs with purple/pink bulbs.  I am getting a hard on thinking about it.  I will definitely run throu the car wash and maybe ask her to be the dry girl!

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jon541294 reads

Let me expand the question.  She said I was "approved" to meet her at a certain time at an unnamed hotel.  She gave me her cell number.  Is this going to be the typical 2 call system?  If so, if I am to meet her at 1:00 will I call her first and get the general directions?  I never like to wish my life away, but I wish I could wish it to be April 20.  Oh by the way, I get to have sinus surgery the next day.  I hope I don't muddle something as I come out of the anthesia.  This gal is all I could ever wish or hope for and all it cost is money.  America the Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bootzie581407 reads

Jon:  You may just want to freshen up with personal wipes, they work well and if you don't perspire as a rule you may need only to do that.  Instead of brushing, you might use mouthwash.  It depends on DATY.  Brushing creates breaks in the gums.  I love tantra so make sure if she does prostate massage your very clean in that area.  It is amazing.  Just a few thoughts have fun and enjoy the time with your lovely lady...

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CiaraHasFun1596 reads

Bootzie -
what do you use ?
Summers Eve vaginal wipes ?

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ChineseGuy1308 reads

Forget the wipes, even if they are scentless.  It still leaves a reconizeable scent of baby wipes.  Just take a shower at the incall and ask her to join you.  It will very fun and erotic.

On a side note: I generally do not like to see providers at a hotel/motel, because there is the issue of fresh dry towels.  I've seen one provider where towels where hung everywhere in the room and on top of the A/C to try to quickly dry the towel.  That is why I don't go see providers in hotel/motels.

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DC.1343 reads

"You don't mention if it's incall or outcall, but either way, take a shower there. If it's an incall, she will not be put out if you ask to use her shower. If she is meeting you at your place (hotel room, home), take a shower just before she gets there. Even if I've just showered before living for a date, I shower when I get there. Oftentimes, that is where the fun begins for both of us, as long as she's not too concerned about getting her hair wet."


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DC.3102 reads

"Yep,I try to hit the gym before my date and after working out, shower and brush my teeth there.  I still take a quick shower at her place and a swish of mouthwash.  I've never had a provider deny my request for a quick wash up.  I think they appreciate the fact that the boys are squeaky clean.  Of couse when they join me in the shower, it's even better."

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dblhappy774 reads

I was never a Boy Scout, but I do always like to be prepared.

I had a session a while ago where the provider had run out of towels completely.  I ended up using a couple wash cloths to dry off with.  Luckily, I am a rather small guy ;)

Either way, lesson learned.  I now usually bring a small bag or day pack.  In it, I have a small towel among other things.  I have ended up using this towel a number of times.  Even if there is a dry towel in the room, I figure I might as well not use up such a precious commodity.

Yes, I have had a couple providers completely GUSH over such a simple thing.  In talking to them, I found out that clean, dry towels are like gold to a touring lady.

Sadly, they seemed more thrilled with my laundry preparedness than anything else in the session, but you gotta take it where you can get it ;)

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MeetEricaStone1018 reads

Just take a shower at the beginning of the appt., it's pretty standard.  And O MY GOODNESS, there is not a shortage of towels in every providers room.  Sure, bring a towel if you like but a girl should be able to work that out if she's on her game.

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