I'must now reading the newbie board and today is my first day. My plan is to just breath.

Reading these boards is the way to learn. Read, read, and read some more, and soon all your questions will be answered (and probably several you didnt even know to ask).

Then feel free to ask questions, its why this newbie board is here and many of us are happy to share our opinions and experiences. Also, check out your regional board when you're ready for more area-specific information.

Have fun, and play safe!

Dixie Whip, welcome to the world of hobbying, breathing is a good idea...here are a few more.

First, might I suggest you get your VIP membership so you can read the full details of reviews and send/receive Private Messages (PMs) to/from other VIP hobbyists.  You also have more search options and get more info about the ladies with VIP.

Second, Do your research.  Find a lady you think you will like, check to see if she has TER reviews, if she does, check them and make sure she offers the services you are looking for. You may also want to post on your local board asking for endorsements or warnings about her.

Third, Listen to what the reviews and local "experts" have to say.  If she is bad most of the time, chances are she will be bad with you...you are not that lucky!...lol

Fourth, join a verification site like Date-Check.com or preferred411.com if you think verification is going to be a problem, and also to find more ladies who are at least verified as providers.

Fifth, make contact and have fun.

Be Safe and Good Luck!

Other Pointers...
Until You develop a Spidey Sense...See only reviewed ladies...No Matter How Hot The Eros or CL Ad photos Are...DO NOT TOFTT until you are ready!

Stay Away from CL until you can weed out the trash and ripoffs and even then, use CL as a Last Resort...like a fat chick at closing time.

And Remember: Think with the Big Head and The Little Head will get Fucked.  Think with the Little Head, and You Will Get Fucked!



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Hi "new and nervous," welcome to the Funny Farm. i concur with everything in the previous post, plus don't hesitate to call on anyone for help or advice. After all, we were all in your position at one time or another. Again Welcome Aboard.
jhb

Re: Nice name. At least the first part.

When I first found this site, I took the time to read back at least three months on my regional board and the Newbie board.  Of course you don't have to go back that far, but you may find that almost all of the questions that you may have have been covered in that time.

The Newbie Manual is fantastic, and reading all of the TER info and policies help too.

Ask away on this board also, but just be cautioned that, unfortunately, newbie type questions may get less kind responses on the other boards.  

As terrev said, get your VIP, either with reviews or paying for it.

Good luck

to compliment his name---startin' to look like a family affair.

Thanks to everyone. You have made me feel better already.

To: Dixie_Chicken cool name. I'm a Texas Girl and you are a southern girl?

I just relocated to Atlanta GA from Pittsburgh PA and I'm trying to find my way.

Now terrev will never leave me alone. LOL.  

Hello Dixie_whip, I'm a transplanted southern man living outside of Boston for now.  I take my name from the Little Feat Song, Dixie Chicken, about the hobby:

"I've seen the bright lights of Memphis
And the Commodore Hotel
And underneath a street lamp, I met a southern belle
Oh she took me to the river, where she cast her spell
And in that southern moonlight, she sang this song so well

If youll be my Dixie chicken I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland
Down in Dixieland

We made all the hotspots, my money flowed like wine
Then the low-down southern whiskey, yea, began to fog my mind
And i dont remember church bells, or the money I put down
On the white picket fence and boardwalk
On the house at the end of town
Oh but boy do i remember the strain of her refrain
And the nights we spent together
And the way she called my name

If you'll be my Dixie chicken I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland
Down in Dixieland

Many years since she ran away
Yes that guitar player sure could play
She always liked to sing along
She always handy with a song
But then one night at the lobby of the Commodore Hotel
I chanced to meet a bartender who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink he began to hum a song
And all the boys there, at the bar, began to sing along

If you'll be my Dixie chicken I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in Dixieland
Down in Dixieland, Down in Dixieland"

Good luck

be sure to identify yourself as a provider since your name does not denote gender.

Many posters here are men...including Dixie Chicken.

Once you get reviews, you can have your reviews linked to your profile and people will be able to see you are a provider by the [See my TER reviews] after your name.  Names with numbers of reviews after them [terrev has 56 reviews] are men for the most part.

Hope this helps.

someday, you're gonna have to make a tour to Boston to make it up to me.

I have a feeling this one's gonna follow me for at least two months or so.  The other times slipped by him, but my luck ran out.  ROTFLMAO

Hey DW, welcome & thank you for what you are starting to do. I hope the guys all treat you well.

I'm hankering for a southern fried chicken salad sandwich right now.

My favorite bread and slow roasted flavorful dixie_chicken with a little dixie-whip on top.

Sure does make my mouth water

Kisses Haley

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Although if Miss Dixie_whip wants to join us some day for a 3-way, who am I to turn that down.

my first went great... only i was nervous too. i found mine on bp and after tried my reviewing skills. she was not approved cause she had no history... but she was good. ????

Whip not chicken please.

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