what does GFE mean

. . . fun, some chit chat, kissing, relaxed, friendly, some emotinal connection, then LOTS of fun!!!  Like a "real" girlfriend, that's a GFE.

Sure everybody knows Girl Friend Experience, but what about:

Goat Fucker Extraordinaire - Don't be Sheepish - Get your Goat On

Girl Fucks Everywhere - exhibitionist

Guns For Eating - Big Tasty Tits

Gang Fuck Experience - BDSM Gang rape fantasy fetish

Gay For Eunuchs - Dudes who like Dudes with no Dodads

Great French Expert - Head Professor

Get Five Everytime - Five Orgasm Minimum

Gags For Everybody - Gags even on small dicks to make the guy feel better

Good For Eating - Tasty DATY practitioner

Gonad Fear Experience - BDSM where she puts your nuts in a vice and threatens to clamp them

Good For Everybody - Great Girls that gives her all to everybody

Gonad Flush Electric - Volts in the anus to drain the dodads

Grand Fucking Excursion - A long fuck-filled vacation

Greedy Fornicator Experience - the upsell


Even with these I still like the Girlfriend Expereince, but hey it was fun thinking them up...and now that I have...well...you hate to waste good ideas...Goat Fucker, thats funny.  I don't care who you are, that is funny...LOL!




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Hey, I know her!

Don't forget about:

Gigantic Fallus Expected - Girls who refuse to see me

German Fascist Experience - The provider dresses like Hitler. Nobody has fun.

Gonad Fearing Entertainer - Will go down, but won't touch the boys.

I thought of more, but quite frankly...they weren't funny or interesting.

sgandolfs