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terrev 89 Reviews 1816 reads
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1 / 17

straight from CL.

I have seen a new term gaining prominence and think it may warrant inclusion in the list.

DMV Date:  A car date.

I understand there are variations, you can go to her or she can come to you.  

A sure sign that CL is sometimes a very short step up from the "stroll".  

Also a sign the economy is slumping...people can no longer afford motel rooms, but still want the service.



-- Modified on 4/28/2008 7:29:42 PM

CR987 26 Reviews 1366 reads
posted
2 / 17

If I go to her I pay for the gas, but if she comes to me, she pays for her own gas? Is there a two call system? Is it rude to honk the horn after a good orgasm? So many questions to be answered....

WildTurkey-101 141 Reviews 1397 reads
posted
3 / 17

I hate to do this to you buddy, but are you sure? I think that in our area that just stands for DC, Md and VA. I even took the liberty to pick the first two I saw on CL and called both ladies. They confirmed that it just means they do outcall to all 3 areas, have never done a car date.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ers/660145448.html

-- Modified on 4/28/2008 8:25:33 PM

terrev 89 Reviews 1226 reads
posted
4 / 17

so maybe not definition worthy yet, but it was definitely new to me.

The ad I called is down now, guess we'll see if it reappears...

zisk 86 Reviews 1916 reads
posted
5 / 17

does that mean you have to stand in line for hours before getting service?

944146 84 Reviews 1264 reads
posted
6 / 17

But first you take a number. Then you need the board to light up when your number gets called...comes up....whatever.....maybe there will be benches nearby to sit and wait on...of course YMMV:)

RaeMonroe See my TER Reviews 3011 reads
posted
7 / 17

For passing up on that Van I saw the other day at the car lot. It was only 2K. Just imagine how much I could make if I tricked it out you know...ewps I mean if I cleaned it up real good....hehehehe.....I wonder if I sectioned off the back to the front if I could have the front be a waiting room and the back my little nest of love....so many questions....hmmmmmm

Conundrumite 1514 reads
posted
8 / 17

Everyone knows that cumming and going don’t mix.

luv_women 28 Reviews 1563 reads
posted
9 / 17

Here are some ideas:

 1) Put a "take a number" dispenser on the side
 2) Put a bullhorn speaker on the roof, and call each number in order
 3) Use a "now serving" number message board on the side
 4) Put your website URL on the side?
 5) Put a small sink/toilet in the van
 6) How about a grill, and serve food too?
 7) On the external speaker, play sexy music?  Bolero for example?

But the interesting idea would be to section the front seat off from the rest, and have someone drive around while "fun" happens in the back.  Might make it more fun.  

A real interesting idea would be to put large picture windows in the back, but make them one-way glass so you can see out, but nobody can see in.  That would be cool to be getting some satisfaction and see everybody else, but noone can see you.   The other is to flip the glass so the customers do not know they are being watched, but you know.  This would be good if you are exhibitionist???

Boy, I have too much time on my hands.

SweetJaneHR See my TER Reviews 1435 reads
posted
10 / 17

That is SOOOO sexy!!  I can't believe I haven't found a way to get it on in front of a one way mirror yet!  

Probably b/c the only place they even have one way mirrors in interregation rooms or prisons.  Are there any inmates on TER???

Inmate_number_69 965 reads
posted
12 / 17

a conjugal visit?  It'll have to be an outcall as I'm a little tied up right now.  No, I'm not into B&D if that's what you are thinking. LOL

69 Dude

harley74 24 Reviews 2278 reads
posted
13 / 17

Rea next time your in Vegas we'll try it.

SweetJaneHR See my TER Reviews 1012 reads
posted
14 / 17
terrev 89 Reviews 1453 reads
posted
15 / 17

nice lady with a CB radio is just what you need.

I have heard...ahem....that it can make you sleep better and really relieves the stress of a long day of driving...so I have heard.

dblhappy 43 Reviews 1118 reads
posted
16 / 17

That van idea may have some traction (so to speak).  The first image that popped into my head was a direct parallel to one of those old-time neighborhood ice cream trucks (do they have those anymore?)

Then come some questions:
What kind of music would be playing over the loudspeaker?
Would there be a bunch of hobbyists running out of their houses to try to catch the attention of the driver?
Would there be a menu on the side of the truck?

Is this hobby corrupting my brain?  :X

Get_A_Room!!!! 2269 reads
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17 / 17
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