and you might sit in a boat and drink beer all day...or you might stand up, be dizzy from the drinking in the hot sun, combined with the motion of the boat (no that's not a reference to anything sexual...I don't think) fall overboard, in a drunken attempt to get back in the boat, turn the boat over, and get hooks and fishing tackle stuck in your hair and face...and be covered in earthworms...

In your drunken, worm covered, flailing you cause yourself to float towards the river...

The current carries you out, the rough water tears your clothes from your body, and you find yourself being fished ashore somewhere in "Deliverance" country by a guy with a banjo...and another guy that keeps telling you that you have a "purdy mouth"...

Only problem (other than the obvious...and that you don't like to squeal like a pig) is that you are being pulled out backwards...and he can't see your mouth...he then proceeds to give you a french kiss right on your ass...and the rimming-fest begins.

Rimming, also known as a rimjob or 'Asian' in some circles, is anilingus - the probing of the anal folds with one's tongue.

But ATM or ass-to-mouth is something else entirely, and involves withdrawing the penis from one orifice and moving it directly into the other.  A somewhat-related activity is the Dirty Sanchez, where a brief moment is taken during the transfer trip to 'draw' a moustache on the upper lip of the recipient...

Alas, I judge not other people and their sexual desires.  

We have Eagle on the TC opppps Minnesota board that has to use Caps no other way... maybe the case here????

Still though drives me nuts...LOL!!!

I always wonder what is behind that BS. Is it technical/etiquette naivety or some sort of arrested emotional development suffered by the poster.