Welcome to the TER Newbie Discussion Board.

We're here to help you but please work with us. Many members of the TER community stop by here to answer Newbie questions. The more seasoned members tend to get frustrated when the same questions are asked over and over again.

The pages of this board contain a wealth of information. You're wasting a great resource by not checking them out.

Please take the time to familiarize yourself with the FIND MESSAGE link available on all TER discussion boards. The "Find Message" link is located at the bottom left on the front page of each TER discussion board. You must search each board separately but you can search each board by key word, message author, or a date range.

For instance, this board is full of posts regarding abbreviations and acronyms. We really shouldn’t have a number of posts each week asking for such definitions as

BBBJ
BBBJTC
DATY
DFK

Using the “FIND MESSAGE” tool, enter a keyword such as 'abbreviation' or 'ymmv'. You'll find what you’re looking for and more.

Amazon ... A large woman.

AMP ... Asian Massage Parlor

Around the world ... Anilingus and Fellatio.

Asian ... Anilingus.

Asian Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over

the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ASP ... Adult Service Provider.

ATM ... Ass to mouth.

ATF ... All Time Favorite.

Aunt Flo ... Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&S ...Bait & switch.
Bait & switch ... Ads, pictures that describe someone else.

Bareback ... Without a condom.
BBBJ ... Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC ... Bareback Blow Job To Completion.

BBW ... Big Beautiful Woman.

BDSM... Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

BFE ... Boyfriend Experience.

Blackhole ... Anus.

BLS ... Ball licking and sucking.

Blue Pill ... Viagra.

Blue Steel ... Viagra.

Brown Eye... Anus.
Brown Shower ... Defecation on your partner.

BS ... Body slide.

Cash and Dash ... A rip-off.

CBJ ... Covered Blow Job.

CD ...Cross-dresser.

CFS ... Covered Full Service

CG ... Cowgirl.

CIM ... Cum in mouth.

Clockwatcher ... A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

CMT ... Certified Massage Therapist.

Commercial Company ... Prostitution, normally a truckers term.

Completion ... Orgasm.

Cover ... A condom.

Covered ... Use of condoms or dental dams.

Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top.

Cups of coffee ... Orgasms.

DATO ... Dining At The O, rim job.

DATY ...Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.

DDE ... Doesn't do extras.

DDG ... Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Deep throat ... BJ where the penis is "swallowed".

DFK ... Deep French Kissing.

Doubles ... 3 some.

DP ... Double Penetration.

DT .. Deep throat.

Ellie ... LE.

EOM ... End of Message.

Facial .. Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM ... Full Body Sensual Massage.

FJ ... Foot job.
Flake, Flaky ... Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.

FOTC ... Fuck of the century.

French .. Oral sex.

FS ... Full Service.

GFE ... Girl Friend Experience.

Golden Shower ... Urinating on your partner.

Greek ... Anal Sex.

GS ... Golden Shower.

Half and half ... BJ followed by FS

HJ ...Hand Job.

HM ... High mileage.

HME ... Honeymoon experience.

HR ... Hand Release.

Hostess Club ... A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

Incall ... You go to her place.

Interpreter ... Condom

ISO ... In search of

Italian ... Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack ... Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS

John ... A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Kama Sutra ... Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
LE ... Law Enforcement.

LFK ... Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)

Little blue pill ... Viagra

LMP ... Licensed Massage Practitioner
LMT ... Licensed Massage Therapist

LOL ... Laugh Out Loud

Lot Lizard ... A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

Madame ... Proprietress of an agency.

Mediterranean ... Anal sex.

Merkin ... Pubic hair wig.

MG ... Massage Girl

MILF ... Mom I'd like to fuck.

Mish ... Missionary position.

Missionary ... Man on top during intercourse

MMF, MFM, MFF ...Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female

MFF = male, female, female.

MP ... Massage Parlor or Multiple positions

MPA ... Massage Parlor Attendant

MPCFS ... Multiple positions covered full service

MPOS ... Multiple positions oral sex.

MSOG ... Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1

orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops ... More than 1 orgasm during the session.

Newbie ...A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

No-Show ... Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC ... Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.

NQBS ... Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.

NQNS ... Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.

Out, Outed ...Private, personal info is made public.

Outcall ... She comes to your place

Pearl Necklace ... Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Pimp ... A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

PSE ... Porn Star Experience

PV ... Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat ... Condom

Reverse Cowgirl ... woman rides on top, facing away

Rimming, Rimjob ... Anilingus

ROFLMAO ... Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

Russian ... Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano ... BBBJTC and she swallows.

Scat ... Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening ... A provider or agency does a pre-session background check

on a new client.

Shemale ... Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but

hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.

Shill ... A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange

for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal ... Allows more than one orgasm per session.

Snowball ... Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via

kissing to the ejaculator.

SO ... Significant Other.

SOG ... Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.

SOMF ... Sat on my face.

SP ... Service Provider, prostitute.

Spanish (Australian) ... Penis between her breasts, Russian.

Spanish (USA) ... Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes

directly into her mouth.

Spinner ... A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit

'n' Spin"

Squirting, Squirter ... Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS ... Sexual reassignment surgery

STD ... Sexually transmitted disease.

Sting ... A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend

unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to

apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

Street action ... Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.

Stroll ... A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street

action.

Summer teeth ...  Her teeth, some are there, some are not.

Sunshine, sunny ... Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

SW ... 1. Street walker. 2. Sex Worker

Sybian ... A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of

half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Teabag, Teabagging ...Man squats and dips his testicles into partners

mouth.

TER ... The Erotic Review, the best review board IMO

TG ...Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.


Tipping required ...Hidden charges, provider demands more than the

advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various

services.

TOFTT ...Took one for the team, A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no

(or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very

poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the

team) from making the same mistake.

Toss the salad ...Anilingus, Tongue in the anus

Translation, translator ... Using a condom

Trolling ...1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2.

Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others

TS ...Transsexual

TUMA ...Tongue up my ass.

TV... Transvestite

Uncovered... Without a condom.

UTFMBDA ... Use The Find Message Button DumbAss.

VD... Venereal disease

WAH... Wild Ass Humping

Water Sports... Urination play.

YMMV... Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes

differ

69... Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.

1.  You must sign up for a username before submitting a review. A username is required so we may credit your reviews and keep others from posting their own material under your name. A username also protects your anonymity and reputation.  If you do not have a username, please click here to signup for one, FREE.  
2.  Be fair and honest in your reviews -- this is what the providers do for a living. PLEASE BE WARNED: We will not post any review that slams or denigrates a provider, nor will we post reviews that contain such derogatory terms such as: Cunt, bitch, slut – or any politically inappropriate wording that might hurt someone’s feelings.  
3.  The lady being reviewed must have an advertisement on the web that includes her name and any one type of the following contact information: phone number, pager, email address or reservation form.  
4.  You must also enter the lady’s web address in the "Web Site" field, along with her site name. If she advertises on an adult mall, a link that takes us directly to her ad will speed up your review process. To make the link, find the picture of the girl at the mall site and right click (or SHIFT+CLICK) on her photo. A pop up menu will appear. Choose the option to “Open in a new window.” The direct link will appear in the address bar above. Copy and paste that address into your review. Remember, names of escort agencies or newspapers aren’t good enough. Classified ads are also unacceptable. Only URL or web links will pass muster.  
5.  Massage Parlors are accepted and posted in the Massage Parlor section. However, these reviews will not receive membership credit because the majority of Massage Parlors don’t advertise on the web (internet advertising is a TER must for posting.)  
6.  A phone number isn’t required for posting. If the provider doesn’t wish to give out her phone number, please respect her decision. Type 555-555-1212 in the phone number field instead of a real number.  
7.  In order to keep our performance ratings consistent, we set up the following system: An escort provider may only eligible to earn up to a 7, unless she also performs the following during a session: Kisses With Tongue, Bare-Back Blow Job, Really Bi, Anal Sex, or More than One Guy. The addition of each offering will raise the score she is eligible for by one point.

This does not mean she earns extra points for performing the service; just that she is now eligible for a higher score. Her maximum eligible score is based on what is offered, not what is taken. You may or may not be interested in the “extra” services she has, but the fact she offers them makes her eligible for the higher score.

This scale does not apply to FBSM or BDSM providers. By the nature of their service they are not expected to have these extras therefore they should not lose points for it.

If your review doesn’t already accurately reflect this rating system, we will adjust it.  
8.  You may also submit an update on a provider that you have already reviewed. We will replace your old review, but you won’t be credited for an additional 15 days. Your new review must be a complete rewrite that adds something new to the experience in order for it to replace the old one.  
9.  Each review must recount a visit that took place within the last three months in order to be timely. A lot can change with a provider – even in this relatively short amount of time.  
10.  Both the General and Juicy Details section have been set up to house elaborate descriptions of the encounter. The General Details section should contain generalized, broader comments about the provider and your experience. At this point, do not mention specific sexual acts or price; just give the members a tease. The Juicy Details section should be used to describe the provider, the experience, and whether or not you enjoyed it in graphic emotional and sexual terms. Don’t make this space a recap of the General section. Instead, go for a blow-by-blow tell-all of your session with the provider from your own unique point of view. Remember, your opinion matters! Both the General and Juicy details should be at least four lines long or (preferably) longer.  
11.  Reviews cannot be submitted by the provider (self review) or submitted by anyone directly related to the provider (husband, brother, roommate, other provider, etc). Review cannot be submitted from the provider's computer.  The profile will be delisted if caught.    
12.  The review becomes the property of The Erotic Review.  
13.  We are not obligated to post any review.  
14.  We reserve the right not to credit, or to remove credit from writers of reviews we don’t post or cancel later.  
15.  We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes.

1.  You must sign up for a username before submitting a review. A username is required so we may credit your reviews and keep others from posting their own material under your name. A username also protects your anonymity and reputation.  If you do not have a username, please click here to signup for one, FREE.  
2.  Be fair and honest in your reviews -- this is what the providers do for a living. PLEASE BE WARNED: We will not post any review that slams or denigrates a provider, nor will we post reviews that contain such derogatory terms such as: Cunt, bitch, slut – or any politically inappropriate wording that might hurt someone’s feelings.  
3.  The lady being reviewed must have an advertisement on the web that includes her name and any one type of the following contact information: phone number, pager, email address or reservation form.  
4.  You must also enter the lady’s web address in the "Web Site" field, along with her site name. If she advertises on an adult mall, a link that takes us directly to her ad will speed up your review process. To make the link, find the picture of the girl at the mall site and right click (or SHIFT+CLICK) on her photo. A pop up menu will appear. Choose the option to “Open in a new window.” The direct link will appear in the address bar above. Copy and paste that address into your review. Remember, names of escort agencies or newspapers aren’t good enough. Classified ads are also unacceptable. Only URL or web links will pass muster.  
5.  Massage Parlors are accepted and posted in the Massage Parlor section. However, these reviews will not receive membership credit because the majority of Massage Parlors don’t advertise on the web (internet advertising is a TER must for posting.)  
6.  A phone number isn’t required for posting. If the provider doesn’t wish to give out her phone number, please respect her decision. Type 555-555-1212 in the phone number field instead of a real number.  
7.  In order to keep our performance ratings consistent, we set up the following system: An escort provider may only eligible to earn up to a 7, unless she also performs the following during a session: Kisses With Tongue, Bare-Back Blow Job, Really Bi, Anal Sex, or More than One Guy. The addition of each offering will raise the score she is eligible for by one point.

This does not mean she earns extra points for performing the service; just that she is now eligible for a higher score. Her maximum eligible score is based on what is offered, not what is taken. You may or may not be interested in the “extra” services she has, but the fact she offers them makes her eligible for the higher score.

This scale does not apply to FBSM or BDSM providers. By the nature of their service they are not expected to have these extras therefore they should not lose points for it.

If your review doesn’t already accurately reflect this rating system, we will adjust it.  
8.  You may also submit an update on a provider that you have already reviewed. We will replace your old review, but you won’t be credited for an additional 15 days. Your new review must be a complete rewrite that adds something new to the experience in order for it to replace the old one.  
9.  Each review must recount a visit that took place within the last three months in order to be timely. A lot can change with a provider – even in this relatively short amount of time.  
10.  Both the General and Juicy Details section have been set up to house elaborate descriptions of the encounter. The General Details section should contain generalized, broader comments about the provider and your experience. At this point, do not mention specific sexual acts or price; just give the members a tease. The Juicy Details section should be used to describe the provider, the experience, and whether or not you enjoyed it in graphic emotional and sexual terms. Don’t make this space a recap of the General section. Instead, go for a blow-by-blow tell-all of your session with the provider from your own unique point of view. Remember, your opinion matters! Both the General and Juicy details should be at least four lines long or (preferably) longer.  
11.  Reviews cannot be submitted by the provider (self review) or submitted by anyone directly related to the provider (husband, brother, roommate, other provider, etc). Review cannot be submitted from the provider's computer.  The profile will be delisted if caught.    
12.  The review becomes the property of The Erotic Review.  
13.  We are not obligated to post any review.  
14.  We reserve the right not to credit, or to remove credit from writers of reviews we don’t post or cancel later.  
15.  We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes.

1. All ads must include a TER approved link at the end of the post. An approved link will point to one of three places: A TER reviewed website (you must have a TER Banner or Site Review logo on the first or second page), your TER review profile or an ad on an Escort Mall. Any ad posts not meeting this requirement will be deleted.

2. You may post links at the end of your posts, as long as they meet the same criteria as the link for an ad.

3. You may post only one ad every 7 days. You may post clarifications and reminders under the same thread as the original ad without breaking the 7 day rule.

The "Find Message" link is located at the bottom left on the front page of each TER discussion board. You must search each board separately but you can search each board by key word, message author, or a date range.

In the SEARCH FOR box, type in a relevent term.

In the FROM box, change 30 to a large number like 999.

We're happy to answer your questions but the helpers on this board tend to get frustrated when certain questions are repeated again and again. There's a wealth of information already available here. You're wasting a great resource by not checking it out

There have been several messages submitted over the last few days that I have moved to other TER discussion boards.  Also, I have had to remove the links from a few providers' messages, because the links did not follow the guidelines listed below.  Please take a couple of minutes to read the following guidelines carefully before posting on TER discussion boards.

Some General Posting Guidelines:

Ads and ISOs are not allowed on the National/General Discussion Board.  Ads and ISO's may be posted on the regional (city) boards, the Porn Star board, and the Transexual board.  ISO's may also be posted on the ISO board.

The discussion boards are not the place to post detailed reviews.  Please submit them to the reviews database, instead.

The Newbie FAQ Board is a great place to ask questions such as "What does this acronym mean?"  Try searching that board first for the answer, then ask if you can't find it.

Please do not post links to other review sites on TER discussion boards.

Ladies who do not allow reviews of themselves on TER may not advertise on TER.  Ads, promos, ISOs or links for providers who have been de-listed from TER are usually removed, except for some warnings (rip-offs, etc.).

Guys, ladies need to post their own ads.  Because they are limited in the frequency of their ads, they need to be in control of when they are posted.  Submitting an ad for a provider will get you moderated.

If you are posting a message about a topic that is still fairly high on the first page, post your message to that thread, rather than starting a new thread.  Once the thread is "stale" (it has fallen somewhat low on the first page or has moved off the first page), then you may start a new thread on the same topic.

Do not write in ALL CAPS.  It is understood as shouting.  Also, did you know that a sentence written in all capital letters is not as easily read as one written in upper- and lower-case letters?  

TER discussion board moderators deal only with the Discussion Area of TER and have nothing to do with the Reviews Area of TER, which is a separate area.  We cannot approve, modify or remove reviews.  The reviews staff approve the reviews.  All TER moderators, including me, are volunteers and are not compensated by TER.  They are not even allowed to review providers on TER while they are moderators.  At the risk of sound self-serving, I ask that you treat them nicely.  


Ad-Posting Guidelines:

1)  Independent providers may post one ad per week (any 7-day period).  When visiting another city, you may also post one ad per week on that board to announce your visit.  Include the dates of your visit in the subject line of your ad.

Posts regarding contact info, availability, announcing a new website or new pics all count as ads.

Escort agencies may post one ad per week per region they serve.

Please help us keep it fair by reporting violations of the limit to the local moderator of the board on which it appears or to Girl Next Door.

2)  You may place your ad on the regional board (including the Other Cities board) that is closest to the area you service or are touring.  

Porn Stars may advertise on the Porn Star board, and Transexuals are encouraged to advertise on the Transexual board.

Unsolicited ads are not allowed on other TER discussion boards, including the National Discussion Board.  Providers MAY reply to ISOs (In Search Of) with their links.

3)  Your ad must include a link that goes to your website, to your TER review profile, or directly to your ad on an escort mall.  Agencies may link to their own websites only.

Any ad that does not provide a valid, working link will be deleted.  The link must work when the moderator reads it, so please check it carefully when posting.

Your contact information must be on the site you link to.

You may not link to a provider ad that is hosted on another escort review site.

If you link to your own website, whether you are an independent or an agency, that website must be listed in the TER Site Reviews, http://theeroticreview.com/site_listing/index.asp .  Read more about how you can join here:  http://theeroticreview.com/site_listing/tips.asp .  To add your website, click here:  http://theeroticreview.com/site_listing/submit_site.asp?category_id=27&city_id=1

The logo or banner needs to be full size and unaltered.
4)  Post your own ads.  Ads posted by other parties will be deleted (an exception would be when a lady employs someone to do her booking and advertising).  Ladies, do not ask guys to post ads for you--it only gets them moderated.

5)  Please do not write in ALL CAPS.

6)  Moderators may delete ads after they expire.

7)  Ads for providers who have been de-listed from TER will be removed.

TER Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete any ads that, in their opinion, do not follow these guidelines.

By participating in the discussions on TER discussion boards, you can greatly increase your visibility and give potential clients the opportunity to get to know you better.  You may include your link in messages you contribute to any TER discussion board, and that does not count toward your ad limit.  In fact, you are encouraged to include your link, because it helps everyone get to know you better.  Just please make those linked messages meaningful, entertaining or helpful contributions.

Thank you,
Girl Next Door
TER Personal Mail:  Girl Next Door

There must be a way to keep this information up at the top of the page permanently.  Or, maybe create a new page that has all the FAQs that would show up first before going to the discussion section.

Whadya think?