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Congrats, dude!!
greeneyedude 145 Reviews 3344 reads
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1 / 16

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

what a great experience, certainly better than throwing away money at a strip club

thanks to everyone for their ideas & support

WildTurkey-101 141 Reviews 1636 reads
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2 / 16

Success stories are always a welcome sight. Hope to see the review soon!

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 1561 reads
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3 / 16

"broke my hobby cherry today
Posted by greeneyedude, 4/21/2008 2:23:04 PM
what a great experience, certainly better than throwing away money at a strip club"

My local strippers have lost much income since I discovered TER..

 

my2cnts 1731 reads
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4 / 16

It certainly is better than a strip club.  Since I began hobbying I have never visited another strip club nor do I have any desire to go to one.

CR987 26 Reviews 1587 reads
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5 / 16

I had a friend mention a strip club the other day (he doesn't know I hobby). I cringed and almost said, what a waste of money! Just call a providor! But I caught myself and just said, I have no desire to ever go back to a strip club. And I meant it.

greeneyedude 145 Reviews 1456 reads
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6 / 16

wrote one, hopefully it gets approved

Nicole K See my TER Reviews 1954 reads
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7 / 16

First off, congrats to Greeneyed dude, I am glad that your first experience was a positive one!

Just wanted to suggest that strip clubs can be a great deal of teasing, titilating, sensual fun. A saucy dose of foreplay when you're already accompanied by a sexy and accommodating date, for example.

At its best, it's a visual smorgasborg of feminine charms. [We'll not get into a discussion of what it can be at its worst, too easy;-)]

So, perhaps you'll all just have to approach it from a different angle. You're all much wiser now that you have been initiated into this demimonde. You realize that the entertainment is not as interactive as you would like...

But you can appreciate the cotton candy, sparkly, neon eroticism of it all. Hmmm... perhaps you could even invite your favorite paid companion along, enjoy it for what it is, then retire to a much cozier setting.

hungry1951 29 Reviews 1407 reads
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8 / 16

This is a wonderful place to be. Stick around and have some fun.

greeneyedude 145 Reviews 2122 reads
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9 / 16

now my day's complete , a REAL hottie responded to my thread, perhaps I'll look you up the next time I visit the city by the bay

I find the "retire to a much cozier setting" rather intriguing

WildTurkey-101 141 Reviews 1251 reads
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10 / 16

That can be a learning experience in itself, LOL. But don't get frustrated if that happens, just keep asking them what is wrong and they will help you.

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1243 reads
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11 / 16

to write your first review.  We have to continue to give back to those who have paved the way before us.

greeneyedude 145 Reviews 1000 reads
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12 / 16

another point about strip clubs is after four hours of drinking , one leaves themselves open for geting caught in a DUI trap on the way home

monkit 2 Reviews 1092 reads
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13 / 16

Pretty awesome, isn't it.  Now write up a great review!

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 1237 reads
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14 / 16

Know what you mean about the strip clubs...been there, done that, and done with that!  Good luck in the hobby, but beware that if you are like many of us, in the long run, this will run you more.  But you won't care...at least you'll drive home with a smile on your face, not the "if only" BS that you got at the clubs...

murd13 4 Reviews 1257 reads
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15 / 16

I'm getting ready to break mine, but reading here is getting me a bit paranoid - all the stuff about LE, etc. - I need advice and some guidance from someone who knows what they are doing in this venue... help??

just4funindfw 31 Reviews 1171 reads
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16 / 16

Become a VIP on TER. Find a provider that has many reviews, the more the better (my personal preference is at least 7+ recent reviews). Read the reviews including the juicy details. Stay away from CL. Read the Newbie Board as it contains many useful information. Use your big head & be smart about it.

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