Newbie - FAQ
Clear as mud, but what mighty fine mud..
Thus the 'mighty fine mud' part 
Help a newbe out here so I don't make a fool out of myself. What does this mean?
..."Imbibing the nectar of the god[desse]s".
Thus the 'mighty fine mud' part
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