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quietfun 6 Reviews 2240 reads
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Completely new hobbiest; is there a list or site for abbreviations, like 'BBBJ'?

terrev 89 Reviews 1542 reads
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2 / 9

Just one point - this was posted on the page you posted on.  If you want to do this right, you are going to have to do a little work for yourself.  Not a lectur, just a point.

sgandolfs 63 Reviews 1871 reads
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3 / 9

Study hard

DoesUrMommyStillDressYa 1781 reads
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4 / 9

And surely scores of vapid, apron string tethered neophytes with the same redundant queries will follow in future pages regardless of how many times the same links respectively appear.
I guess this is why instructions are printed on shampoo bottles.

Good call 'terrev'

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terrev 89 Reviews 1598 reads
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5 / 9

the link you pointed to was for "List of prostitution-related jargon" but there is no prostituion going on here.  

This is purely fantasy and advertising for legitimate escorts.  I have no idea how you could confuse the two...LOL!

terrev 89 Reviews 1626 reads
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6 / 9

heck you can even push its head down into the water, but at some point the horse has to swallow to get the water, unless of course you want us to put a hose down it's throat.

I get the feeling that some of these newbies are spoiled kids who want someone else to do all the work and they get all the rewards.  When I started it was streetwalkers in a blistery cold town and the cops patrolling every couple of minutes.  No reviews, no resources, nothing.

Now it is so much easier with the Internet, and all of the available resources and still they ask for more and more.

I guess I could make a fortune if I could find a way to take all of the effort out of it for them.  Some sort of system that scans their brain the instant they log onto an escort site and uploads their fantasies and preferences and then a lady is simply delivered to their door with an ATM card slide machine.

Of course somebody would complain that they have to log onto the site..."can't you just know when I want to get laid"...it will never end.  

Oh well que sera sera!

WildTurkey-101 141 Reviews 1628 reads
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7 / 9

When you push his head down in the water, kick him in the nuts, he will drink!  LMAO

terrev 89 Reviews 1458 reads
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8 / 9

most of my horses have been geldings...so not really an effective strategy.

But thanks for the kind thoughts...I will forward them to the ASPCA and PETA.

WildTurkey-101 141 Reviews 2934 reads
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9 / 9

Maybe I will win a prize. LOL

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