allow almost anything to be posted, and plan an "Amnesty" on those locked up in the Bastille. Poo Poo jokes are fine, as are other non PC topics. I will encourage more porn type photos(extra credit for bizarre raunch)! I will encourage provider ads to be much more explicit,(and if they are extremely explicit,  they can post them twice a day)! Providers that make house calls to "Le Chateau Smelly" will be treated with kid gloves. Whiners on the board will be flogged, (and wish Sadaam Hussein was moderator)!  Humor will be strongly encouraged, the more "Frat Like" the better!  Your humble Mod is highly ethical, so NO gifts will be accepted. (However, BBBJs NQNS (from ladies) are always welcome, and TECHNICALLY (LOL) have no cash value).  You can see I plan on running a fun board! Get out your six shooters (or 6 inchers) lol, and get ready for the Wild Wild West!  (Who's gonna be my first "Saddle")   YEEEEEEE Fuckin HIIIIII  !!!!

can eat his heart out! LOL I don't get my name in cool red type as permanent Mods do!

Finally, a reprieve from puritanical censorship of hot movie clips on the Discussion Board!  You should be running the MPAA and Catholic League of Decency!

a Mod, I just play one on TV!

Barely away for 5 hours and you've started already. You know the sexual favors thing will never get your name in our favored red ink. Unless, you meet with capedude. Then we'll talk.

I'm, not a mod I just look like one.
Now play nice with the others Smelly.

(Since it "technically" has no cash value - lol!

grief from my wife, that I have a backache!

speaks volumes for your trustworthyness.

Earth to thirsty; earth to thirsty; The natives need to be fed and fire-hosed...again

hosed by my fish wife, and don't need further cleansing. As for hosing, I play with my own hose quite adeptly, and will let Thirsty hose whiners, and cream puffs. I must add (as Temp. Mod), please extend a warm welcome to Freedom Rider! He's a fine contributor here from the "Left Coast" !

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I ain't heard the term "fish wife" since I left the Big Apple in "77".

Terminologies like that will have you jailed by the PC Police here in LA-LA land. ;0)

(with a tip of the hat to Henny Youngman), you to take my Fish wife Please!  LOL

The Fisherman and His Wife, The Brother's Grimm.
Similar to Smelly's life but I think the wife should win in the end, huh?

"Just think of creative ways to do those little things for yourself that you wife has stopped doing for you"

You're actually challenging Smelly for :
Secretary Of Bad Taste in the State of NY?

Wait till we hit your board next week. We already see Dae' ain't al' do brite dare .. ;~)

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from an admitted depraved reprobate.

Kind of like the difference between a "sandbox" and a "litterbox".....

(I consider myself more of a "Theocratic Monarch" of bad taste, rather than a mere secretary....

wearing nations need apply!

The only thing I need a towel for is to wipe my ass!

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is getting too political! We must get back to Tits and Ass.