Keep your favorite drink close by at all times (alcoholic or not), try to keep your breakdowns to under 3 a day, and if you need some sleep - the couches in the school library are more comfy than you think.

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I know that some don't like to barter, but I can provide truly helpful tutoring in several subjects in exchange for tootering in the subject I like best

Pretty sure "tooting" means to fart...

If a potential tutee can't figure out what this tootee would like to have tooted (to completion, NQNS) then she is beyond being helped even by my generous and patient pedagogic tutelage

How do you think I got through grad school? Heh. Math was my worst subject, so I needed help with Macroeconomics, Managerial Accouting, Finance and actually a bunch of stuff in undergrad too. I don't feel ripped off at all... I have two degrees.  I blew the guy once a week (no sex usually) for about an hour, and he tutored me generally 8 hours a week. One hour of my mouth for 8 hours of his brain... win/win.