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Scat Man 2138 reads
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Smelly Smegma2265 reads

allow almost anything to be posted, and plan an "Amnesty" on those locked up in the Bastille. Poo Poo jokes are fine, as are other non PC topics. I will encourage more porn type photos(extra credit for bizarre raunch)! I will encourage provider ads to be much more explicit,(and if they are extremely explicit,  they can post them twice a day)! Providers that make house calls to "Le Chateau Smelly" will be treated with kid gloves. Whiners on the board will be flogged, (and wish Sadaam Hussein was moderator)!  Humor will be strongly encouraged, the more "Frat Like" the better!  Your humble Mod is highly ethical, so NO gifts will be accepted. (However, BBBJs NQNS (from ladies) are always welcome, and TECHNICALLY (LOL) have no cash value).  You can see I plan on running a fun board! Get out your six shooters (or 6 inchers) lol, and get ready for the Wild Wild West!  (Who's gonna be my first "Saddle")   YEEEEEEE Fuckin HIIIIII  !!!!

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Sploooge!2999 reads

Related Link: Jackson Pollock her!

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Smelly Smegma2950 reads

can eat his heart out! LOL I don't get my name in cool red type as permanent Mods do!

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Sploooge!2717 reads

Finally, a reprieve from puritanical censorship of hot movie clips on the Discussion Board!  You should be running the MPAA and Catholic League of Decency!

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Sploooge!3266 reads

Related Link: Shoot that massive load!

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Smelly Smegma2331 reads

a Mod, I just play one on TV!

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GODDESS-ORATOR2981 reads

Barely away for 5 hours and you've started already. You know the sexual favors thing will never get your name in our favored red ink. Unless, you meet with capedude. Then we'll talk.

I'm, not a mod I just look like one. ;-)
Now play nice with the others Smelly.

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Smelly Smegma3073 reads

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Ben Dover1695 reads

(Since it "technically" has no cash value - lol!

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Smelly Smegma3209 reads

grief from my wife, that I have a backache!

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Ben Dover2295 reads

"Just think of creative ways to do those little things for yourself that you wife has stopped doing for you"

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FreedomRider2252538 reads

speaks volumes for your trustworthyness.

Earth to thirsty; earth to thirsty; The natives need to be fed and fire-hosed...again

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Smelly Smegma2481 reads

hosed by my fish wife, and don't need further cleansing. As for hosing, I play with my own hose quite adeptly, and will let Thirsty hose whiners, and cream puffs. I must add (as Temp. Mod), please extend a warm welcome to Freedom Rider! He's a fine contributor here from the "Left Coast" !

-- Modified on 2/17/2006 9:00:06 PM

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FreedomRider2252040 reads

I ain't heard the term "fish wife" since I left the Big Apple in "77".

Terminologies like that will have you jailed by the PC Police here in LA-LA land. ;0)

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Smelly Smegma1854 reads

(with a tip of the hat to Henny Youngman), you to take my Fish wife Please!  LOL

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FreedomRider2252044 reads

from an admitted depraved reprobate.

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GODDESS-ORATOR4135 reads

The Fisherman and His Wife, The Brother's Grimm.
Similar to Smelly's life but I think the wife should win in the end, huh?

Related Link: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm019.html

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Enough Rope3866 reads

You're actually challenging Smelly for :
Secretary Of Bad Taste in the State of NY?

Wait till we hit your board next week. We already see Dae' ain't al' do brite dare .. ;~)

-- Modified on 2/17/2006 9:31:44 PM

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=35439&boardID=21...

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Ben Dover2306 reads

Kind of like the difference between a "sandbox" and a "litterbox".....

(I consider myself more of a "Theocratic Monarch" of bad taste, rather than a mere secretary....

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Smelly Smegma2507 reads

wearing nations need apply!

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Smelly Smegma4233 reads

is getting too political! We must get back to Tits and Ass.

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Ben Dover2601 reads

The only thing I need a towel for is to wipe my ass!

-- Modified on 2/18/2006 11:20:43 AM

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