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Re:Flora Gives Cupid A Complimentary Haircut
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hi flora,it's greg.thanks for being so sweet on fri!
you really made my night!!

(...On the seventh day of the week...)

Guess who decided to visit me for a complimentary haircut? Cupid walked in my front door, sat himself in the barber chair, and asked me to quickly put on my see-thru apron. I looked curiously at Cupid, with his pure expression and baby-doll looks, and marveled at how young he looked, and yet he talked like a man who ¡§knew his needs, and said so¡¨. I couldn¡¦t stop myself from asking his age.
Cupid¡¦s eyes started to tear, and he admitted to me, ¡§Flora, I am centuries old, but I look so young! I know I am short, I can¡¦t help that, but do you think it¡¦s the sweet blond ringlets that make me look so young?¡¨ I reassured Cupid that women love an older man who looks young for his age, and also promised that once I snipped off his curls, he would look much more professional.
Golden curls fell on my shoes, and Cupid was starting to look quite irresistible! While I styled him, he admitted, ¡§Flora, I¡¦ve been trying to get you with my arrows, but you keep dodging me! Why won't you stand still and let me hit you?"
I explained, "Cupid, I did let you tag me a few times in the past, but your arrows through the heart, brought me bitter-sweet romances. I'm testing out a new love potion; one I might recommend you try. This potion sits on the tips of Ter arrows, and I've discovered the effects of Ter arrows are quite sexy, genuine, and never bitter-sweet, so imagine Cupid! Never a broken heart, just fun times, laughs, friendships, intimacy, and affection! And I love offering my 15 minute "Shoot Your Arrow" Valentine Special for $150, (available today through Valentine's Day), as well as regular half hour or hour GFE, and ¡§Complimentary Haircut¡¨ GFE¡¨.
I watched the last baby-doll curl fall to the floor, and handed Cupid a mirror. He admired himself a few minutes, until noticing me in his mirror, seductively clad in see-thru apron, thigh highs and g-string. He politely asked if he could give me a ¡§thank you¡¨ kiss and I answered ¡§yes¡¨.  I can¡¦t tell you what happened next, since I don¡¦t kiss and tell, but Cupid did mention he might write a review¡K

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Hey guys lets give Flora a round of applause, her adverstories are really quite amusing.  I'm looking forward to meeting her as her reviews also indicate a high degree of creativity in other areas; don't you think?

Cuupid1858 reads

you know that I am BALD !!

though Flora has a lot of ingenuity and novel ideas about making this industry even more fun.
Her menu appears to be varied and extensive.
I can't wait for her to come out to Long Island!
(I'm working on developing some kind of plans with her!)

You mean your little head is bald right?

I am foiled by the TER Gods, who are sitting on my review of Flora, but having seen her quite recently, I can attest that being welcomed into her home will remind you of a certain Bob Dylan song.  *Try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm.*  This is what GFE is all about.  I went for 2 hours tho' (which turned into much longer).  I doubt I could bring myself to leave in 15 minutes.

I think I'm going to have a difficult time pulling myself away in an hour too!

To all you guys who are thinking of paying Flora a visit, I reccommend it.  Her reviews don't lie and (as evidenced by her posts), she has a great personality.

Can I have the bath water when you are done? LMAO

That is a charmming picture isn't is Prince ;-)???

I even had a Romanian gypsy bless it, she said if you put 2 drops a day on your lips, and chant "Flora is such a sweety" 3 times in a row, you will have very good things happen in your life.
When do you want to stop by and pick it up? : )

-- Modified on 2/2/2007 8:38:30 AM

hi flora,it's greg.thanks for being so sweet on fri!
you really made my night!!

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