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Re:Ben Dover invades NYC April 14-22: O.K. I'll give you:
thirsty 2 Reviews 3749 reads
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1 / 18

Ben Dover, the most innovative object to come out of MN since the baggies in the Metrodome will be your guest mod for a week. I will stop by occasionally but Ben will be driving the bus.

Normally I would ask you to make Ben's visit as unpleasant as possible. However, Ben is going through a rough break up. When I last spoke to Ben, he had just let the air out of his long time fiance. Needless to say, Ben was inconsolable. :(

thirsty

Smelly Smegma 3184 reads
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2 / 18

one of those models with the "life like hair",  and "vacuum mouth" ?

Ricky Desi 17 Reviews 4432 reads
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Smelly Smegma 3253 reads
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4 / 18

with Ex recently, and his voice was the same octave as usual.  lol

SS344 5 Reviews 4481 reads
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5 / 18


 the benefit of the doubt on this one Thirsty! Since I'm mostly Danish, and all my family originated in Minnesota and Michigan, I'll lay low.

However, I don't trust that sneaky bastard Ben Dover! He has Viking blood in him, which means he is duplicitous by nature!

Remember what he did to Ex! Sailing up the Hudson to steal the donuts! WTF!

I know Ex forgave him, but I'm not so inclined to do so! You F--K with Ex, you F--k with me, and that's not someplace you want to go!

 I'll forgive Ben Dover his transgressions this one time, but his last name better end in "sen" or "son"! If he ever messes with our donuts again, his board will be ransacked. All the Vikings aren't in Minnesota. I'll come, and I'll bring hell with me!

  Lief Erickson!!!    LOL!

followme 3914 reads
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6 / 18

You fire the torpedoes and I'll launch an air assault.

Thank You
CV-63

Jason Varitek 3440 reads
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7 / 18

He's one of the best "catchers" I know.

Grease yourself up Ben and get ready for NYC!

JV-FOT (friend of thirsty)

P.S. The Yankees Suck!!! (and JD swallows)

-- Modified on 4/14/2006 6:19:22 AM

thirsty 2 Reviews 3047 reads
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8 / 18

And I just can't drink deap enough of his love!

Okay, I'm done being platonic, I need more butt love than Smelly can provide me,,, I'm going on a cruise! I'll be back in a week or so...  ;)

thirsty

-- Modified on 4/14/2006 10:48:40 AM

Ben Dover 2097 reads
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9 / 18

Although the fun won't start until Monday.(I've got a busy weekend nailing Easter Bunnies to crosses, but I'll still get the posts approved, but won't have much time for horse play until next week)

thirsty 2 Reviews 3727 reads
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10 / 18

AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!!!!

thirsty

DingleBerry 3436 reads
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11 / 18

Those little brown ORBS are NOT Chocolate Easter Eggs !!!!  LMAO

Ben Dover 2923 reads
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12 / 18

Luckly I wasn't in the mood for any choclates, so I gave the Easter eggs you sent to atl_mgr and thirsty...

Ben Dover 2140 reads
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13 / 18

We're going on little field trip this week while thirsty takes a vacation cruise...

DingleBerry 2483 reads
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14 / 18
Never a Sober Moment 3201 reads
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15 / 18

Perhaps you can produce a tart mead that I can serve at the next moderators convention....

Fromunda Cheese 2648 reads
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16 / 18
Smelly Smegma 5829 reads
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17 / 18

those "Gay cruises to Nowhere" is it ? Drink a few for me, and don't take any uncovered guys where the sun doesn't shine !

Fats DickaDomino 3071 reads
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18 / 18

I found my thrill on my honey's dingleberry hill.

Aint that a shame!

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