Start spreading her legs, I'll be coming today I want to be a part of it, New York (Confidential), New York (Confidential)! I'm hoping that I won't have to pay Come and jumpstart my heart, New York (Confidential), New York (Confidential)!
I wanna wake up, next to Joelle, after a night of little sleep And find Summer and Callie there too, all in a heap!
I'm sure that winning the contest, will brighten my day These fine young ladies, from old New York (Confidential) If I can last the night, I'll have reached new heights It's up to you, New York (Confidential), New York (Confidential)
New York (Confidential), New York (Confidential) I wanna wake up, next to Joelle, after a night of little sleep And find that NY Confidential is A Number One, Top of the List, King of the Hill, AAAAAAA Number One....
I'm sure that winning the contest, will brighten my day These fine young ladies, from old New York (Confidential) If I can last the night, I'll have reached new heights It's up to you, New York (Confidential), New York (Confidential)!!!!!!
NY Confidential admired from a distance Never had a chance to taste your wares Cause it means, shleeping to city Just for some shaved kitty And nestling my head between two gorgeous pairs
But now I know that you’ve got fortitude A fine looking specimen one hell of a dude His tool may measure three but you have his guarantee That it beats Purina for good cat food
I heard about a guy who was one hell of a prude A nice little fella who’d never been screwed But at NY confidential, he realized his potential To finish the story well, that would just be crude (but he did with the helping hand of Fortitude)
then there are the lyrics...but what's really missing is the contestant's voice.Sedona, will have to figure out a way to hear them.T..Can you carry a tune?...lol
In addition, we can't hear your voices so we don't know how horrifying they are; and the lyrics are all "forced" with expectable rhyming patterns that do nothing for creativity.At least with the rap "song"(I still can't believe they can call it music),since we can not hear it, we are not subjected to that same monotonous,bass laden, "jibber jabber"
new york confidential standing high above the crowd just like Homer Simpson makes Fortitude laugh out loud the best two-one-two providing just super special service the best of all worlds, so there's no need to be nervous
manhattan island angels seemingly adventurous to please inside with warm smiling faces, while outside i tend to freeze fortitude means "courage in pain or perhaps adversity" with a sweet job like Fortitudes, man i wish they'd replace him with me !
New York Confidential and confidence they do inspire while others set the standard, Confidential takes it higher just better with the brains and stellar with the beauty i may not be enlisted but i'm prepared to do my duty
i'm sure to enjoy their visits and they know i am no actor but after such fine companionship "Where's my chiropractor ? " but now back down to business and in pursuit of a new pleasure with every new inquiry comes a special kind of treasure
a treasure of wit an' whimsy arrives with a knock upon the door new batteries in my pacemaker, so i don't end up on the floor manhattan island angels all dressed up to impress by the end of the encounter i'm completely void of stress
New York Confidential, I see Mr F. as a brother yelling in his cell phone "whatta mean you don't take Discover ? " This is so confidential, they raised the exponential i really hope to win this thing, reach my full potential
that Fortitude is a genius, leaving all his new friends tired one thing NOT heard from Mr. Trump is "Fortitude....you're fired ! " while he ain't Mr. Rourke, this is a Fantasy Island and if i do win this thing, i'll just go to bed a smilin'.
As an ex-altar boy, I have the right ot post this joke....
A Nun and a NY Confidential gal are riding their bicycles through the back streets of New York, returning to the Nuns convent, when the NY Confidential gal says to the Nun:
"I don't think I can ever remember coming this way before?"
New York Confidential ladies keeps you CUMING,CUMING and GOING back,CUMING,CUMING and GOING back,CUMING,CUMING and GOING back...
The Energizer Bunny keeps on GOING and GOING and GOING and GOING and GOING and GOING...
Fortitude DATY keeps the ladies CUMING AND CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING and CUMING... Cheers to Fortitude!
A guy and lady were sitting next to each other in a bar and somehow the conversation got around to kinky sex. Each one professed to love it. "I'm the kinkiest stud in town," boasted the guy. "Well then I'm the girl for for you," she replied."
When the bar closed the two of them decided to go to the woman's place and see who was the kinkiest. When they got there the woman said "make yourself at home while I go upstairs and change into something more comfortable." When she came back down she was wearing a leather thong and bustier and carrying a riding crop. "Are you ready for some hot action, big boy?"
"I'm afraid I'm finished," replied the guy.
"Finished? I thought you wanted kinky sex?"
"Yes and while you were upstairs I screwed your dog and shit in your pocketbook. I'm finished!"
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