New York
Is there a Dentist in the house? (Barter)
I've never bartered my services before, but it occurs to me that it might make sense under certain circumstances. I am in need of the services of a dentist and I'm prepared to barter my services as an escort or as a professional photographer. I'm located in Danbury, Ct. but can travel any place in the New York Metropolitan area or Connecticut. My email address is on my website.
Bible verse hanging in my dentist's office: Psalms 81:10:" . . . open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."
He also has a T-shirt which he wears for certain female patients: on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
Just last week, this gorgeous woman walks into his office, takes off her stockings, underwear, makes herself comfortable in the chair, spreads her legs apart...
He was startled and so he stammered:
"You must have mixed up something. Probably, you need the gynaecologist."
She repies....
"I've mixed up nothing. You made the dental plate for my husband last week, didn't you? Now remove it, please."
booiiinnnnggggg!
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