Obviously the fawn has had the wool pulled over her doe eyes.
Please don't laugh but I have a 2" penis and I am looking for a provider who would be into playing with my little guy. Although miniscule he packs a powerful punch and enjoys being sucked, fondled and spanked. Any suggestions ?
Did you ever hear the saying, "It's not the size of the Penis that counts, it's how you use it" ?
Here's a little history lesson for you: this saying was invented by a man named Peter Casavulva. His penis is rumoured to have been 1 inch long, but apparantly he was quite sought after by the ladies. He had a particular rhythem to his grinding, that made the ladies line up outside his door. He hardly had time to eat or sleep, and his one-incher was always a bit red from all the action. Poor guy. He ended up regretting his "quote" in the end, and decided to focus on DATY. Unfortunate for him, this news also spread like wildfire and the women still hit on him everywhere he went. His ass was pinched by every women who passed him, thigh grabbed till he noticed bruises, cheek and face excessively kissed (particularly by Latin women), and on and on... The poor guy was so sick of sex in the end, that he joined the priesthood and swore to celebacy.
The moral of the story is NEVER doubt your genetics, and be careful what you wish for because you JUST MIGHT GET YOUR WISH!
lol.
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and I am guilty of this too. Mine is really only 1 inch long ! So Flaura, can I assume that you would be willing to "lend a hand" or mouth to help me get in the rythm and to help add a little color to it's pale complexion ??
Obviously the fawn has had the wool pulled over her doe eyes.
"Better to have a Small Dick then to have a Smart Ass"
Regarding your "wool" comment: It's your choice to keep your "Brooks Brothers" wool boxers on when I give you bbbj. Don't complain about the wool over my eyes, unless you're willing to take your undies off.
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I think I will have to see you in order for you to counsel mini mee. I hope you are receptive to this ??
I look forward to meeting mini mee. He sounds like a real soldier in need of tender-loving-care (which is my specialty). And if you'd be so kind as to bring me a rose, I'll bow down to him, and as the saying goes...
"Only touch a women with a rose, and she will suck and delight your little hose"
Women are only want one of two things when they are intersted in a guy, he has to be well endowed or loaded with money.
Talk about generalizing! Nothing like a good stereotype, I guess...
You must have met some shallow girls. Just like not all men are the same...not all women are the same.
Here's a good book I recommend you read: "What's love got to do with it?" by Meredith Small. Its in anthropology section of Borders or order it: http://www.amazon.com/WhatsLove-Got-Meredith-Small/dp/0385477023
You need to meet a nice girl. One of my favorite boyfriends, whom I loved dearly, was both poor and not so "well-endowed". But he had so many brilliant qualities that more then made up for those inadequacies.
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