Junior I hate to bring you more bad news

but your review on the womens board just came in from Brenda, its definately gonna hurt your average a litle

Brenda gave you "4" for looks but said she would have given you an extra point here if your goatee didnt smell like it had been hanging between the cheeks of someones ass for a week.
She gave you a "5" on performance mainly because you were very quick and she only had to hit you with the stun gun twice to convince you your time was up. Also had a comment about your crotch smelling like some kind of very aged cheese, have no idea what she meant by that

oh btw Patti's review is still pending