Hey, has anyone ever had a girl fart in your face once you went down on her or better yet, has anyone ever had a girl fart and she blamed it on her pussy. I know this sounds disgusting but I do have one sick sense of humor.
C'mon make my day or night and tell me a great story that will make me or us on the board laugh our asses off!
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